UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British ambassador to the USA.

UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA

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#starmerlies #mandelson

BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon LONDON - England - Oil is set to jump when the markets open soon due to the scary situation in the Strait of Hormuz.

BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon

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#brentcrude #iranwar

Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker! UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has made another brief communique from his bunker.

Comrades, Once Again I Am In My Bunker!

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#keirstarmer #sleaze

Iran Conflict Reveals US Military Weakness STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - One thing the Iranian conflict has done is reveal to the West's enemies the profound weakness and ineffectiveness of the US military.

Iran Conflict Reveals US Military Weakness

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#iranwar #usmilitary

Strait of Hormuz is Opened But Not Really WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump has hailed success with the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, but is everything really as dandy as he says?

Strait of Hormuz is Opened But Not Really

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#straitofhormuz #iranwar

Starmer: "I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies" LONDON - England - Quelle surprise, Keir Starmer lied about the appointment of Peter Mandelson, because he knew he had been rejected after a security vetting.

Starmer: "I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies"

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#starmer #mandelson

New Report Charts Key Strategies and Trade-Offs for Long-Term Growth GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report sets out the principal strategies and trade-offs shaping long-term economic growth. Published by the World Economic Forum, it highlights a series of so-called “no-r...

New Report Charts Key Strategies and Trade-Offs for Long-Term Growth

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#wef #economy

Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Christ has revealed that he is going to perform some miracles on Friday, like walking across the Strait of Hormuz.

Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday

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#trumpjesus #straitofhormuz

Praise Be to Jesus Trump WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Praise be to Jesus Trump, the anointed one, the saviour of America and the world, a divine healer who is here now to fix things for good, once and for all.

Praise Be to Jesus Trump

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#trumpjesus #jesus

Loose Lips Sink Ships - Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up! WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Dear President Trump, you need to shut the f*ck up, because loose lips sink ships.

Loose Lips Sink Ships - Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up!

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#trump #looselips

Intelligence Rumblings: Putin's Russia Has Transferred a SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile to Iran LONDON - England - Rumours, misinformation, clickbait or truth. We will probably never know if Iran has been gifted the SATAN-2 nuclear missile.

Intelligence Rumblings: Putin's Russia Has Transferred a SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile to Iran

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#irannuclear #satan2

More Good News From Labour's Broken Britain: Shoplifting Will Increase LONDON - England - Due to the Labour government's neglect, apathy and intransigence, shoplifting is set to rise to unprecedented levels never before seen.

More Good News From Labour's Broken Britain: Shoplifting Will Increase

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#brokenbritain #labour

Iran Operation: The Problem Here is Conviction and of Unity LONDON - England - Without conviction and unity, the Iran operation is doomed to fail.

Iran Operation: The Problem Here is Conviction and of Unity

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#iranwar #nato

Thanks to Trump Iran is Now Stronger and Bolder Than Before - Nukes Ready Soon! TEHRAN - Iran - The nukes are ready to go soon. Nothing has changed in the regime. Thanks to Trump's surrender, Iran is now stronger than ever.

Thanks to Trump Iran is Now Stronger and Bolder Than Before - Nukes Ready Soon!

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#iranvictory #iranwar

Trump: "I may be a surrender monkey but I don't like cheese!" WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It turns out that President Trump is a surrender monkey, but one that does not like cheese.

Trump: "I may be a surrender monkey but I don't like cheese!"

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#trumpsurrender #iranwar

IRAN WAR: Victory For Iran as Trump Loses TEHRAN - Iran - Celebrations of victory in the country as Trump and the USA back down and lose the war, whilst the Iranian regime continues to get the nuclear bomb.

IRAN WAR: Victory For Iran as Trump Loses

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#iranvictory #usasurrender

Is Iran Winning the War - In Fake AI Videos? LONDON - England - Is Iran winning the war in fake AI videos and propaganda?

Is Iran Winning the War - In Fake AI Videos?

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#IRANIANPROPAGANDA #IRANFAKEAI

REVEALED: Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Images From the Dark Side of the Moon THE MOON - Exclusive only to the Daily Squib. We reveal never-before-seen images of the dark side of the moon.

REVEALED: Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Images From the Dark Side of the Moon

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#artemis #moonmission

Iran is an Existential Threat to the Entire Globe and the NATO Cowards Who Huddle in Their Safe Spaces TEHRAN -Iran - America and Israel stood up against Iran when others stood down and cowered in fear and weakness.

Iran is an Existential Threat to the Entire Globe and the NATO Cowards Who Huddle in Their Safe Spaces

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#iranwar #nato

UPDATE: Both Downed US Pilots Rescued by Special Forces IRAN - Both downed F-15 pilots have thankfully been rescued by US special troops sent by Trump.

UPDATE: Both Downed US Pilots Rescued by Special Forces

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#iranwar #pilotrescue

Chinese and Russian Ordnance Used to Shoot Down US Jets by Iran IRAN - Some US jets were reportedly shot down over enemy territory. Rescue efforts are underway.

Chinese and Russian Ordnance Used to Shoot Down US Jets by Iran

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#CHINA #WW3

Fear and Loathing in the Technate: Trump’s Suicide Mission to Save America STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - After Trump's weird ambling speech yesterday, a dastardly tape fell on my lap explaining everything.

Fear and Loathing in the Technate: Trump’s Suicide Mission to Save America

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#trump #technateofamerica

Young Britons Are Leaving the UK Earlier Than Ever as UK Prospects Fall LONDON - England - New research reveals a generational confidence crisis as under-35s look overseas for opportunity and stability

Young Britons Are Leaving the UK Earlier Than Ever as UK Prospects Fall

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#UKJOBS #ukeconomy I

New Film Release: "Captain Trump and the Adventures of Kharg Island" LOS ANGELES - USA - We review the latest Hollywood release that has wowed all the critics and reviewers – Captain Trump and the Adventures of Kharg Island.

New Film Release: "Captain Trump and the Adventures of Kharg Island"

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#IRANWAR #khargisland

The Delightful Gentle Plodding March of World War Three LONDON - England - There will be no grand announcement that this is World War Three: everything will move along gradually and slowly at first.

The Delightful Gentle Plodding March of World War Three

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#WW3 #WWIII

BREAKING - Iran Releases Ominous Threat Video Against the USA TEHRAN - Iran - The Iranian regime has just released an ominous threat video against America despite claims of peace talks.

Iran Threat Video

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#propaganda #ww3

Stirring the Pot - NATO LONDON - England - NATO is now an irrelevance. The US, through its supreme power play, is demonstrating the ultimate weakness of its former allies.

Stirring the Pot - #NATO

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Blame Ed Miliband When the Ambulance or Fire Engine Does Not Turn Up LONDON - England - You can blame Ed Miliband when the ambulance or fire engine you desperately need never turns up.

Blame Ed Miliband When the Ambulance or Fire Engine Does Not Turn Up

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#edmiliband #netzero

BREAKING - Iran Releases Ominous Threat Video Against the USA TEHRAN - Iran - The Iranian regime has just released an ominous threat video against America despite claims of peace talks.

#BREAKING - Iran Releases Ominous Threat Video Against the USA

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#wwiii

NEW GLOBAL LOCKDOWN 2.0 - "The Energy Lockdown" LONDON - England - Prepare yourself for a new global lockdown, this time touted as "The energy lockdown".

NEW GLOBAL LOCKDOWN 2.0 - "The Energy Lockdown"

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#energylockdown #straitofhormuz