Giving people massive huge tits via the power of the mind could be the type of innovative, outside the box thinking we need in order to fix #BrokenBritain
I was appalled to learn that in today's Britain, with one of the richest economies in the world, some people don't own an asparagus kettle #brokenbritain
#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #Vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
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#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #Vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Tried to go back to work before my sicknote ends and they won't have it.
Told me I need a fit to work note. My surgery don't issue them.
So I'm off till next week. #brokenbritain
Still no "emergency" endoscopy 16 day wait so far....
And yet not a single news source was carrying this story.
#BrokenBritain
All the charity walking that Sir James Savile did & not one walking path named after him. #BrokenBritain
At our local surgery, where the default news channel chosen for the NHS waiting room is .... GB News! #BrokenBritain
UK Labour, ‘wouldnt it be a good idea if young people got jobs’. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ Absolute geniuses. I just give up now, this has to be a simulation surely! #UKpolitics #Labourparty #brokenbritain
A letter headed "Hyprocrisy from Farage" which appeared in the Telegraph & Argus (Bradford) on 16 March 2026. The writer says the leader of Reform UK, Nigel Farage, is guilty of ‘double-hypocrisy’: He complains about a ‘broken Britain’ but ignores his role in Brexit and ‘breaking Britain’, and the role of the Tory defectors he is recruiting, too.
Letter in #Bradford Telegraph & Argus accuses Nigel #Farage
of ‘double hypocrisy’. First, complains about #BrokenBritain without acknowledging his role in #Brexit & #BrokenBritain.
Second, he recruits Tories behind #Brexitshambles & #BrokenBritain.
Has anyone else noticed the Audible Daily Deals have crept up a quid?
#BrokenBritain
How come it was 18C yesterday and people were in shorts and t-shirts and today is cold and drizzly and I've had the heating on all morning?
Terrible way to run a country #BrokenBritain
Yeah, corned beef and Spam are now middle-class.
#BrokenBritain
While benefit claimants bank accounts (pensions are classed as benefits) get monitored by the government in case you deposit a fiver over your threshold.
#BrokenBritain
It is curious to see the media celebrate the pause for Ramadan. Yet, they gladly ignore the sacrifice of Sundays, once a sacred day for the Lord and family, at the altar of the matchdays. It seems the League now follows hypocrisy and the media, not Christian heritage. #PL #BrokenBritain #SaveTheWest
Fake Telegraph headline
Alarming stuff from the fetid bowels of the Telegraph this morning, laying into @lewesfcsupporters.club with no holds barred.
#BrokenBritain #Lewes #LewesFC
Come to #Cornwall they said, lovely clean beaches they said...
#Privatisation
#BrokenBritain
F**king sh***y Roads…
Seriously?!! 🤬🤬🤬
#Potholes #BrokenBritain #Photography #StreetPhotography
#CourierLife
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🤷 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘴, someone more 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 could explain to me how more tax = less services and cuts to services??
#UK #Government #Politics #Economics #BrokenBritain
You need to book tickets for it now. #brokenbritain