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Giving people massive huge tits via the power of the mind could be the type of innovative, outside the box thinking we need in order to fix #BrokenBritain

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I was appalled to learn that in today's Britain, with one of the richest economies in the world, some people don't own an asparagus kettle #brokenbritain

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Starmer says he will push for ‘closer partnership’ with EU after Iran war highlights global volatility – UK politics live Prime minister says UK will host meeting later this week with other nations on the reopening of the strait of Hormuz

#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #Vulnerability of #BrokenBritain

www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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Starmer says he will push for ‘closer partnership’ with EU after Iran war highlights global volatility – UK politics live Prime minister says UK will host meeting later this week with other nations on the reopening of the strait of Hormuz

#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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Starmer says he will push for ‘closer partnership’ with EU after Iran war highlights global volatility – UK politics live Prime minister says UK will host meeting later this week with other nations on the reopening of the strait of Hormuz

#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #Vulnerability of #BrokenBritain

www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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Starmer says he will push for ‘closer partnership’ with EU after Iran war highlights global volatility – UK politics live Prime minister says UK will host meeting later this week with other nations on the reopening of the strait of Hormuz

#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the vulnerability of #BrokenBritain
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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Starmer says he will push for ‘closer partnership’ with EU after Iran war highlights global volatility – UK politics live Prime minister says UK will host meeting later this week with other nations on the reopening of the strait of Hormuz

#Keir_Starmer is beginning to get it, that #BrexshitBritain is & always has been #Fucked since the #Conservatives #RussianFundedBrexit as he aims for ‘closer partnership’ with #EU after #IranWar highlights the #vulnerability of #BrokenBritain

www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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#BrokenBritain

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Tried to go back to work before my sicknote ends and they won't have it.
Told me I need a fit to work note. My surgery don't issue them.
So I'm off till next week. #brokenbritain

Still no "emergency" endoscopy 16 day wait so far....

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And yet not a single news source was carrying this story.
#BrokenBritain

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All the charity walking that Sir James Savile did & not one walking path named after him. #BrokenBritain

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At our local surgery, where the default news channel chosen for the NHS waiting room is .... GB News! #BrokenBritain

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UK Labour, ‘wouldnt it be a good idea if young people got jobs’. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Absolute geniuses. I just give up now, this has to be a simulation surely! #UKpolitics #Labourparty #brokenbritain

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A letter headed "Hyprocrisy from Farage" which appeared in the Telegraph & Argus (Bradford) on 16 March 2026. The writer says the
leader of Reform UK, Nigel Farage, is guilty of ‘double-hypocrisy’: He complains about a ‘broken Britain’ but ignores his role in Brexit and ‘breaking Britain’, and the role of the Tory defectors he is recruiting, too.

A letter headed "Hyprocrisy from Farage" which appeared in the Telegraph & Argus (Bradford) on 16 March 2026. The writer says the leader of Reform UK, Nigel Farage, is guilty of ‘double-hypocrisy’: He complains about a ‘broken Britain’ but ignores his role in Brexit and ‘breaking Britain’, and the role of the Tory defectors he is recruiting, too.

Letter in #Bradford Telegraph & Argus accuses Nigel #Farage
of ‘double hypocrisy’. First, complains about #BrokenBritain without acknowledging his role in #Brexit & #BrokenBritain.

Second, he recruits Tories behind #Brexitshambles & #BrokenBritain.

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#BrokenBritain

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Has anyone else noticed the Audible Daily Deals have crept up a quid?
#BrokenBritain

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How come it was 18C yesterday and people were in shorts and t-shirts and today is cold and drizzly and I've had the heating on all morning?

Terrible way to run a country #BrokenBritain

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Yeah, corned beef and Spam are now middle-class.

#BrokenBritain

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While benefit claimants bank accounts (pensions are classed as benefits) get monitored by the government in case you deposit a fiver over your threshold.

#BrokenBritain

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It is curious to see the media celebrate the pause for Ramadan. Yet, they gladly ignore the sacrifice of Sundays, once a sacred day for the Lord and family, at the altar of the matchdays. It seems the League now follows hypocrisy and the media, not Christian heritage. #PL #BrokenBritain #SaveTheWest

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Fake Telegraph headline

Alarming stuff from the fetid bowels of the Telegraph this morning, laying into @lewesfcsupporters.club with no holds barred.

#BrokenBritain #Lewes #LewesFC

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Come to #Cornwall they said, lovely clean beaches they said...

#Privatisation
#BrokenBritain

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F**king sh***y Roads…

Seriously?!! 🤬🤬🤬

#Potholes #BrokenBritain #Photography #StreetPhotography
#CourierLife

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Today’s Papers #169: William Isn’t Calm, Starmer Goes Full SEND, Epstein’s Paper Trail Evaporates, Data Centres Eat The Grid, Trump’s Gate Gets Hot, And Britain Tries To Process It All With Baftas Nine front pages, one monarchy wobble, and a country mainlining distractions.

Based on real events, presented through satire.
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#SENDReform #RoyalCrisis #Baftas2026 #WillsAndKate #EpsteinFiles #TariffWar #Trump2026 #Mandelson #BrokenBritain #DailyPapers #UKPolitics #MonarchyWobble #DataCentres #ByElection #SatireNews #DailyMail

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Satirical Planet News Weather, Monday 23 February 2026 Live from the Family Values Forecast Unit, wedged above a Toby Carvery, where the air is 40% gravy, 60% regret, and 100% “this meeting could have been an email”

This piece is fiction and satire. Any resemblance to real events or persons is used purely for parody.
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#BrokenBritain #TobyCarveryForecast #WillyAndBill #Satire #UKWeather #FamilyValues #FloodOlympics #LaminatedMap #MoistureFitness #StayDamp

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Satirical Planet News Weather: Friday 20 February 2026 Live from the Intergalactic Moisture Disclosure Briefing, in a highly classified location, meaning a motorway services function room.

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#SatiricalPlanetNews #Satire #PoliticalSatire #UKWeather #AlienDisclosure #UFOs #ClimateCrisis #BrokenBritain #FloodAlerts #StormPedro #Mould #TinfoilHat #Trump #Aliens #UAP #BritishHumour #DarkComedy #ClimateChange #WetFriday #HostileWorkEnvironment

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🤷 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘴, someone more 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 could explain to me how more tax = less services and cuts to services??

#UK #Government #Politics #Economics #BrokenBritain

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You need to book tickets for it now. #brokenbritain

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