Today’s Papers #169: William Isn’t Calm, Starmer Goes Full SEND, Epstein’s Paper Trail Evaporates, Data Centres Eat The Grid, Trump’s Gate Gets Hot, And Britain Tries To Process It All With Baftas Nine front pages, one monarchy wobble, and a country mainlining distractions.

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