a bride and groom are sitting in a carriage with a man in a red uniform Alt: Wills and Kate, bride and groom are sitting in a carriage with a man in a red uniform waving

Acclimatised #Kensington. Walked off 30 hrs of compressed airline customer experience and surley and unhelpful border stuff. My carefully controlled good manners intact. Hi to #WillsandKate if you're home.

Today’s Papers #169: William Isn’t Calm, Starmer Goes Full SEND, Epstein’s Paper Trail Evaporates, Data Centres Eat The Grid, Trump’s Gate Gets Hot, And Britain Tries To Process It All With Baftas Nine front pages, one monarchy wobble, and a country mainlining distractions.

Based on real events, presented through satire.
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#SENDReform #RoyalCrisis #Baftas2026 #WillsAndKate #EpsteinFiles #TariffWar #Trump2026 #Mandelson #BrokenBritain #DailyPapers #UKPolitics #MonarchyWobble #DataCentres #ByElection #SatireNews #DailyMail

Happy anniversary x. @KensingtonRoyal #RoyalFamily #WilliamandKate #WillsandKate #AVFC

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