I sat down and animated this exclusive "tell all" pretend interview with Figure 03, the robot that appeared at the White House with Melania Trump. Enjoy! Or don't. I just had fun making it.

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Satirical Planet News Weather: Monday, 9 March 2026 National Atmosphere Review, Premium Murk for Ordinary People

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I’m sure that all of the families of those who actually died for our freedoms of this country will approve of this concession. #Iran #SendBarron #satirenews

Satirical Planet News Weather: Friday, 6 March 2026 Live from the National Atmospheric Resilience Briefing, held in a Premier Inn overflow car park beside a ring light, a branded umbrella, and three patriots blaming condensation on DEI

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Tanker Talk Newsletter - (3/1/2026) 2 Page - #humor #humour #Satire #Memes #memesdaily #Olympics2026 #spoof #fakenews #lol #OMG #Trump #Iran #news #stateofunion #War #WTF #TrumpsStateOfDelusion #IranWar #Oops #NewsUpdate #Sunday #wtfordetails #fake #Silly #satirenews #isitrealornot #fake #MAGA

Today’s Papers #169: William Isn’t Calm, Starmer Goes Full SEND, Epstein’s Paper Trail Evaporates, Data Centres Eat The Grid, Trump’s Gate Gets Hot, And Britain Tries To Process It All With Baftas Nine front pages, one monarchy wobble, and a country mainlining distractions.

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Fox News Dance!
Excerpt from Higgenbaum's Mitzvah, Ep 16 - TV Guide

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Chagos Caps-Lock Diplomacy: Nigel Farage Outsources “National Interest” to Truth Social A May 2025 US press statement calls the deal “monumental”, then Trump calls it “GREAT STUPIDITY”, and Farage treats the caps as scripture.

You have written a column about British sovereignty that turns into a slobbering fan letter to an American rage-post.
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'Avengers: Doomsday' Renamed To Something Less Relevant Eagle Screech News - Soaring High Above The Truth

BREAKING: ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Renamed To Something Less Relevant

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World Leaders Hold Emergency Livestream, Ask: ‘Who’s Really Running the US!’ After Trump Takes Venezuela Sans Congress
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Breaking: U.S. Captures Maduro, Evidence Still Buffering
According to Trump, Maduro and his wife are already in custody. According to everyone else, they’re still asking basic follow-up questions like “where?” and “how?”
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2184 Headlines South Africa World Court Genocide Rulling September 18th, 2184
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No Cash Accepted, But Please Pay a Fee They banned cash “for your convenience,” then added a card fee. Walter exposes the tap-to-pay scam and the banana-powered AI behind it all.

They banned cash.
Then added a card fee.
And called it “convenient.”

Walter investigates the bizarre new economy of paying more for having no choice.

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東京 ― 進次郎小泉氏を防衛大臣に任命したと発表してから数分後、次期首相の高市早苗氏は、その人選が誤りだったことに気づいたという。
自民党関係者によると、「小泉氏を任命する」という提案が上がった際、高市氏は元首相の小泉純一郎氏のことだと思い込み、ためらうことなく承認したとされる。

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Trump Furious After George Santos Enters Women's Horse-Riding Competition 'This Is a Clear Assault on Women, I Would Know,' Says Trump

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Massive, Harmless Helium Reserve Leak Has Amarillo, TX Residents Screaming in High-Pitched Panic Shrill, Gas-filled Ted Cruz, Trump Argue After President's Order to Release 30 Billion Cubic Feet of Voice-Changing, Invisible Substance

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Tr*mp’s economy is causing a “daddy drought” & the sugar babies are freaking out - Queerty This might just be the ultimate recession indicator.

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Oval Office Critic-in-Chief Trump Labels U.S. Leadership “Stupid”
While holding the highest office, President Trump lashed out at America’s decision-makers, sparking questions about division at the very top of government.
#USPolitics #TrumpUpdate #SatireNews #OGMNews

Edited NBC News graphic showing Trump at the Resolute Desk with aides in the Oval Office. The fake headline is absurdly harsh and reads like a darkly funny Cards Against Humanity card rather than an actual news chyron.

Honestly? Reads like a Cards Against Humanity winning card.

#CardsAgainstHumanityVibes #UnhingedHeadline #NewsButMakeItMeme #CursedChyron #DarkHumorPolitics #SatireNews #HeadlineFromHell #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Costco Conspiracy? Exploding Wine & Jalapeño Yogurt The Wink Report investigates Costco’s bizarre product recalls; from exploding Prosecco to fiery peanut butter and yogurt that punches back. Is it bulk savings or a grocery conspiracy?

Costco says the exploding wine is no big deal. But we found yogurt that causes spontaneous combustion and cheese that whispers threats.

You might want to wear safety goggles for this one:

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Governor Pritzker Sparks Outrage, Calls Trump’s Attacks Forgetful and Unreal
“Pritzker argues Trump’s speeches sound like a broken fridge magnet poem—‘person, woman, man, camera, TV.’”
#PoliticsToday #Pritzker #Trump #CodeBlueInAmerica #SatireNews

AI Replaces Customer Support TotallyNotSkynet lays off its entire support staff, replacing them with Kyle, an AI whose only advice is “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”

We tried contacting customer service.
We got...Kyle.
Kyle doesn’t blink.
Kyle doesn’t care.
Kyle has one suggestion.

Read this before you're transferred…permanently.

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#TheWinkReport #SatireNews #TotallyNotSkynet #CustomerDisservice #PleaseHoldForever

Ghost Furious He’s Being Summoned as a Night Light to Check if Pizza Rolls Are Done Local ghost Elias Whittaker is furious after being summoned not to terrify mortals, but to perform trivial chores instead.

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Man Owes 3 Goats Over Toothpaste Fine Print Reading the fine print cost one man three Alpine goats and a possible franchise in Bulgaria. The Wink Report investigates the minty madness.

We thought we were clipping a simple toothpaste coupon.
Now there’s a contract in Wingdings, a clipboard at the door, and a debt we never saw coming.
Read the fine print. Or at least read this first:

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#TheWinkReport #FinePrintFail #SatireNews

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