Satirical Planet News Weather, Monday 23 February 2026 Live from the Family Values Forecast Unit, wedged above a Toby Carvery, where the air is 40% gravy, 60% regret, and 100% “this meeting could have been an email”

This piece is fiction and satire. Any resemblance to real events or persons is used purely for parody.
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