Satirical Planet News Weather: Friday 20 February 2026 Live from the Intergalactic Moisture Disclosure Briefing, in a highly classified location, meaning a motorway services function room.

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Satirical Planet News: Weather, Friday 13 February 2026 Live from the National Atmospheric Rebrand Unit, where every cold snap is a “reset”, every icy patch is “operational learning”, and the only thing moving faster than the wind is the blame.

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More Than 80 Flood Warnings Issued In UK With More Downpours Forecast LONDON, Feb 7 (Bernama-PA Media/dpa) — More than 80 warnings of expected flooding are in place as relentless rain continues to soak the United Kingdom, reported PA Media/dpa. The Environment Agency (EA) has issued 91 flood warnings, mostly scattered across southern and south-western England and the East and West Midlands. On Saturday morning, the EA also had 261 flood alerts in place, meaning flooding is possible, spanning much of England. Meanwhile, Natural Resources Wales has 11 flood alerts in place. Warwickshire Fire and Rescue Service warned: “Due to heavy prolonged rainfall today the local levels at River Dene have risen […]

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Storm Chandra disrupts transport across Wales as flood alerts issued Third major storm this month brings widespread disruption across south and mid Wales with 23 flood alerts issued

Storm Chandra disrupts transport across Wales as flood alerts issued

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⚠️ There are five #FloodAlerts issued along the North West Coast due to a forecasted period of high tides 🌊

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⚠️ There are three #FloodAlerts issued along the North West Coast due to the high tides forecast 🌊
🚘 #Flooding of roads and low-lying land is possible

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Flood alerts in place across Gloucestershire as weather warnings issued Rain is forecasted across the region tomorrow Get the latest Gloucestershire Live breaking news on WhatsApp Our community members are treated to special offers, promotions and adverts from us and ou...

Flood alerts in place across Gloucestershire as weather warnings issued
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Weather warnings and flood alerts in place for West Midlands and Shropshire following icy weekend Watch more of our videos on ShotsTV.com and on Freeview 262 or Freely 565 The Met Office forecast for the area states that it will be "an icy start in places" this morning with early rain and snow c...

Weather warnings and flood alerts in place for West Midlands and Shropshire following icy weekend
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Flooding | Scottish Environment Protection Agency (SEPA) SEPA is Scotland's national flood forecasting, flood warning and strategic flood risk management authority. We are responsible for and contribute to a range of flooding work.

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Flooding in Calderdale - Eye on Calderdale Get up to date information on flooding in Calderdale. Check flood alerts and learn how to prepare for, respond to and recover from flooding

#FloodAlerts are in force in #Calderdale.

There's a lot of wet drenching rain about today, which could sully the midnight fireworks celebrations, but there's no need to let the worry dampen your New Year spirit.

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