Satirical Planet News Weather, Tuesday 24 February 2026 Dear Whoever Keeps Saying “Calm Down”, Mild But Murky Is Not a Strategy

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Satirical Planet News: Weather, Friday 13 February 2026 Live from the National Atmospheric Rebrand Unit, where every cold snap is a “reset”, every icy patch is “operational learning”, and the only thing moving faster than the wind is the blame.

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