Satirical Planet News: Weather, Friday 13 February 2026 Live from the National Atmospheric Rebrand Unit, where every cold snap is a “reset”, every icy patch is “operational learning”, and the only thing moving faster than the wind is the blame.

SPN Weather Report
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#UKWeather #WeatherSatire #SatiricalPlanetNews #BrokenBritain #RainWatch #FloodAlerts #ColdSnap #SnowAndIce #DampNation #Bureaucracy #StormLife #UKHumour #WillyAndBill #ResilienceTheatre #GritGate #IceWarning #FloodedAgain #Lanyards

A floral bead crochet bangle on a wooden hand display. The background is black.

A floral bead crochet wristlet lanyard on a wooden hand display. The background is black.

Did y'all know that I also BEAD CROCHET 👀? Yup, there's a combo of two of my favorite things, and I do that too lol!

FYI, I'm adding links in the comments for anyone who may be interested in either of these 🤗.

#jewelry #bracelets #accessories #beadedjewelry #beadedaccessories #lanyards #wristlets

This space is getting crowded haha I even doubled up on some of the lanyards up there (multiple years of the same con on one lanyard) and 3 of the lanyards I designed! ♡♡

#twistedsketch #mylittlepony #convention #lanyards