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4 days ago

Satirical Planet News: Weather Report, Thursday 2 April 2026 Britain Gets A Bright Start, Calls It Greatness, Then Watches Rain Move In From The West

Good morning, damp republic.

Thursday arrives with one of those classic island performances.
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1 week ago

Maps show where snow, hail and rain is forecast to fall in Wales today Snow, rain and hail have been forecast across Wales today. Here are the latest Met Office maps showing when and where we might expect it

Maps show where snow, hail and rain is forecast to fall in Wales today
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2 weeks ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Saturday, March 21) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Saturday, March 21)
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3 weeks ago

Derek Brockway shares good news as warmer weather arrives from Spain Warmer weather may make an appearance within days, while in a few more weeks it 'should feel quite pleasant'

Derek Brockway shares good news as warmer weather arrives from Spain
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3 weeks ago

Dozens of places in Wales at risk of flooding after heavy rain More rain is forecast to fall on Friday, with the chance that showers could turn wintry over higher ground

Dozens of places in Wales at risk of flooding after heavy rain
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3 weeks ago

Met Office weather maps as big change brings snow and gales to Wales A yellow weather warning has been issued

Met Office weather maps as big change brings snow and gales to Wales
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4 weeks ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Monday, March 9) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Monday, March 9)
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1 month ago

Flood alerts across Wales after day of heavy rain The alerts come as the Met Office offers a mixed forecast for Wales over the next few days

Flood alerts across Wales after day of heavy rain
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1 month ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Thursday, February 26) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Thursday, February 26)
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1 month ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Wednesday, February 25) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Wednesday, February 25)
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1 month ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Tuesday, February 24) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Tuesday, February 24)
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1 month ago

Met Office maps show exactly when and where snow will fall in Wales A yellow weather warning for snow comes into force on Wednesday afternoon, but we're likely to see some snowfall before then

Met Office maps show exactly when and where snow will fall in Wales
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1 month ago

Met Office weather maps show snow hitting Wales this week Alongside snowfall, breezier conditions are forecast on Wednesday as low pressure influences the UK.

Met Office weather maps show snow hitting Wales this week
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1 month ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Sunday, February 15) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Sunday, February 15)
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1 month ago

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Saturday, February 14) All of the latest news from across Wales and further afield

Wales breaking news plus weather and traffic updates (Saturday, February 14)
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1 month ago

Latest Met Office weather maps show where snow will fall in Wales today The forecast has changed for many areas

Latest Met Office weather maps show where snow will fall in Wales today
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1 month ago

Hour-by-hour forecast as 12-hour downpours hit Wales with flooding and disruption likely The Met Office has issued a yellow weather warning for 15 parts of Wales

Hour-by-hour forecast as 12-hour downpours hit Wales with flooding and disruption likely
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2 months ago

Met Office says six areas in Wales may see snow on Wednesday - full list The Met Office said snow accumulations of 1-3 cm will mainly occur above around 200 metres and there is a chance of transient freezing rain over higher ground

Met Office says six areas in Wales may see snow on Wednesday - full list
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2 months ago

Wales braces for 21 hours of snow as temperatures plummet The snow is expected to cover much of north and mid Wales by midday

Wales braces for 21 hours of snow as temperatures plummet
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2 months ago

Storm Chandra disrupts transport across Wales as flood alerts issued Third major storm this month brings widespread disruption across south and mid Wales with 23 flood alerts issued

Storm Chandra disrupts transport across Wales as flood alerts issued

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2 months ago

Full list of Storm Chandra flood warnings and alerts across Wales Five flood warnings are currently in place along with 23 flood alerts

Full list of Storm Chandra flood warnings and alerts across Wales
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2 months ago

Storm Chandra batters Wales with flood alerts and road disruption - live updates Intense showers and strong winds are affecting multiple Welsh regions

Storm Chandra batters Wales with flood alerts and road disruption - live updates
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2 months ago

Weather warning extended in 16 places in Wales as Storm Ingrid brings non-stop rain Persistent rain is expected to continue throughout the day as the Met Office warn of travel disruption

Weather warning extended in 16 places in Wales as Storm Ingrid brings non-stop rain
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2 months ago

'Existential threat' to iconic harbour dismissed multi-million pound design defended by council Ceredigion Council has hit back at claims that a breakwater constructed as part of a new coastal defence project is actually causing more problems than it was meant to solve

'Existential threat' to iconic harbour dismissed multi-million pound design defended by council
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2 months ago

Weather maps show seven Welsh cities may see snow Another icy cold front is set to hit the country n the coming days according to some forecasters

Weather maps show seven Welsh cities may see snow
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2 months ago

Northern Lights seen over Wales for second night in a row The Northern Lights were visible in Wales for a second night on Tuesday, wowing some lucky sky-watchers

Northern Lights seen over Wales for second night in a row
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2 months ago

Met Office says it's going to get cold as some forecasters warn Wales 'headed for the freezer' A very cold spell is likely across Wales and the UK according to forecasters

Met Office says it's going to get cold as some forecasters warn Wales 'headed for the freezer'
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2 months ago

Full list of train services across Wales suspended after heavy snow brought by Storm Goretti Severe winter weather has brought much of the Welsh rail network to a standstill

Full list of train services across Wales suspended after heavy snow brought by Storm Goretti
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2 months ago

Full list of roads closed as Storm Goretti snowfall causes widespread disruption We will update this article as the situation develops through the day

Full list of roads closed as Storm Goretti snowfall causes widespread disruption
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2 months ago

Full list of schools closed in Wales on January 7 due to severe weather Some schools have been forced to close for a third day

Full list of schools closed in Wales on January 7 due to severe weather
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