Satirical Planet News: Weather Report, Thursday 2 April 2026 Britain Gets A Bright Start, Calls It Greatness, Then Watches Rain Move In From The West

Good morning, damp republic.

Thursday arrives with one of those classic island performances.
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Satirical Planet News: Weather Thursday 19 March 2026 Britain Experiences Sunlight, Immediately Declares Emotional Independence from Reality

Britain has now had a second consecutive day of sunlight, which means the country is currently ten minutes away from declaring the long national era of things being a bit shit officially over.
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This week on the podcast:
• Injuries by Roman ruins
• Feeding aggressive ducks
• Pringles roulette
• Warhead regret
• The Devil Tree 🌳
• A quiz from Take A Break
Still not recovered.
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