What the F..k is this
A tragic love story in two parts. One minute you're smitten with a duck, the next it's being served with a side of spring onions. Absolutely catastrophic.
#britishhumour #cooking #satire #kuntah #comedy #tragicfunny
Book The Grip of Film.
Book 15 - #RichardAyoade Presents #TheGripOfFilm by #GordyLaSure. I know this book is not to be taken seriously, but the humour wore thin quickly. #Cinephile #FilmTheory #FilmBuff #Cinema #ComedyBooks #FilmAnalysis #BritishHumour #Satire #Roadhouse #ActionCinema #SatiricalNonFiction
The struggle is real...
#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #hairloss
New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial
Council Estate Wildlife - Mating
#gaychav #britishhumour #gaybsky #gayuk
New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial
Good Morning Leg’ends,
You Slightly Chastened Sun Addicts. Britain has now entered the hangover phase of optimism.
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#UKWeather #BritishWeather #SpringFail #SunHangover #CloudsReturn #RainAgain #ColdSnap #WeatherMood #UKForecast #BritishHumour
Good Morning Leg’ends,
You Heat-Drunk Little Visionaries. Britain has now reached Day Three of decent weather, which means the country is no longer enjoying spring in a normal human way.
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#UKWeather #BritishHumour #SunnyChaos #SpringMadness
Gay chav in his natural habitat 😜
#gayuk #gaychav #chav #gaybsky #britishhumour
Robert had asked Barbara to hold his tool
#nudinits #knitted #knit #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #saucy #innuendo
Nobody talks about the advantages of being dead.
The self-help industry won't. Nothing to sell you on the other side of it. No premium tier.
👉 bit.ly/4lvvqwr
#darkhumour #satire #modernlife #decisionfatigue #britishhumour #death #funerals @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @ianpayne.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
This is a satirical weather bulletin. Any resemblance between today’s patchy sunshine & Britain’s national habit of mistaking improved lighting for improved conditions is entirely intentional.
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#Satire #UKWeather #BritishHumour #SpringDelusion #Frost
Barbara was just finishing off her 5-a-day
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour #saucy #carryon #phallicfruit
Robert had wanted it dunked for much longer
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #dailylaugh #saucy #builder #british #britishhumour #knit
Clever Prince Andrew
- A clay animation
Crossing my fingers 🤞 for a sequel feat. Bigly Genius Naughty Donnie.
#animation #lol #epsteinfiles #britishhumour
Barbara was blowing a hot Columbian
#naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #coffee #columbian
I genuinely couldn’t tell if they were a boy band or here to quote my patio #britishhumour #Comedyclub #comedy #rialina #boyband
Loving the new series of Mock the Week. So happy it's back 😄
Watching it via YouTube and have to compliment whoever did the subtitles as well (they don't seem automated as they're actually correct and timed properly)
#MockTheWeek #subtitles #deaf #captions #comedy #BritishHumour #satire
Barbara was pleased it had slipped in a lot further than she thought
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #knitted #winterolympics #curling #teamGB #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting 🥌
Live footage of #Andrew's #arrest...if you don't know about the pizza connection look it up.
#epsteinfiles
#arrest
#britishhumour
It's a spoof joke folks, just in case anyone thinks it's real
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#SatiricalPlanetNews #Satire #PoliticalSatire #UKWeather #AlienDisclosure #UFOs #ClimateCrisis #BrokenBritain #FloodAlerts #StormPedro #Mould #TinfoilHat #Trump #Aliens #UAP #BritishHumour #DarkComedy #ClimateChange #WetFriday #HostileWorkEnvironment
Bernard wasn't used to controlling so much length
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #olympics #winterolympics #teamGB #skiing #ski #britishhumour #naughtyknitting
Bernard had gone in too quickly
#nudinits #winterolympics #olympics #curling #teamGB #naughtyknittting #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation
I've reached that age in life where I trump a lot.
#BritishHumour.
British humour.
#BritishHumour #PancakeDay #ShroveTuesday #Waitrose #WhichUK
Sticks and Swords May Break My Bones 🏴☠️💥
A cheeky nod to #Morrisdancing with proper #Britishhumour.
#redbubble #taiche.
#MorrisDancing #FolkDance #BritishHumour #Taiche #Redbubble #FestivalWear #TraditionWithAttitude www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/St...
Barbara was pleased Bernard had hit the button
#curling #curlingolympics #curlingGB #winterolympics #naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit
Patrick was at Barbara's back door with a large package
#valentine #valentinesday❤️ #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour
Bernard's vigorous action was all in the wrist
#curling #curlingolympics #olympics #gbcurling #olympics2026 #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour