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Zucht. Waarom moet alles een ‘franchise’ worden tegenwoordig? Kan men literaire werken niet gewoon gerust laten? #grumpyoldman
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Uncle Leon
#residentevil #leon #grumpyoldman
😂😂😂😂
I'm 55 now! 😱😱😱
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Tbf no victory should be marked by that bloomin’ awful song #grumpyoldman
When did it become acceptable etiquette to listen to something on your mobile phone out loud in public? #grumpyoldman
Minä olen vanha setämies. Minussa on viisautta. Mua pitää kuunnella ja totella. #GrumpyOldMan
I enjoy reading about the mundane things happening in your lives, and in return I toot the trivialities of my daily round.
But a lesson I repeatedly fail to take under my belt is that I shouldn't tell you lot when I'm unwell or, in particular, describe my unwellness.
Because every time I do […]
So far my experience with Upscrolled is a bunch of random followers (mostly bots) and zero interactions. Probably gonna just delete it. #upscrolled #socialmedia #grumpyoldman
i find it extremely annoying that MacOS 26 screwed up folder icon caching. (2023 M3 iMac w/ 24 GB of RAM and no memory pressure)
this happens not every time but multiple times a day
#GrumpyOldMan
Once again an Olympic opening ceremony that makes me think ... What is this? Is it modern?
#olympics #grumpyoldman
It's always lovely when someone in the shared office space decides to have a Teams call on his speakers. Who needs head phones anyway?
Can't figure out if that's _anti_ -social or _too_ social.
#officelife #office #grumpyoldman
The Pure Cremation ad is creepy, quite frankly.
A beautiful crematorium, they hand deliver the ashes and even stop by for a cup of tea and a chat.
That and ads for nausea and diarrhoea when I'm sat down for dinner.
#grumpyoldman
When a bloke tells me 'we're having a baby' I always cringe so, so much...
You may as well get the estate agent to tell me 'we're buying a house' if you buy a house...
#ffs
#grumpyoldman
#rantoff
Having to wait a week for the new one was actually more annoying than I anticipated. 😄
#GrumpyOldMan
As God is my witness, plays used to start on time. #GrumpyOldMan
What are those kids up to anyway? #grumpyoldman
#WomenShouldRule from a #GrumpyOldMan
Det burde være forbudt.....
..med sådan en placeret ved de "rigtige" rejer i den lokale Netto. To gange har fruen og jeg været ved at putte sådan en i kurven ved et uheld.
Vegetarisk er fint, men hvorfor dette og hvorfor placeret dér?
#grumpyoldman
Glemte lige #grumpyoldman. 😉
I only tend to watch the extra effects once #grumpyoldman
I am old enough to remember when you celebrated only at the end of the regular season and World Series. Imagine if hockey celebrated like that after every round. They don’t so why does baseball? #grumpyoldman
Sadly, people write slop; emails and blogs full of:
'going forward'
'uplift'
'journey'
'engagement'
'authentic'
'robust'
'resources'...
(I have a long list!)
IME these same people set up meetings completely devoid of an agenda 🙄 and describe themselves as 'passionate'
#Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!
#GrumpyOldMan
I fear I have become a #GrumpyOldMan
And I don't care!
Zdá sa mi to alebo je naozaj dnešná mládež až príliš kontaktná? Ako mladýv 2000s som sa len tak neobjímal (teraz 33r), to bolo vyhradené na špeciálne príležitosti. Dotyky okrem podania ruky a bozku na líce sme mali vyhradené len pre frajerky/frajerov. A tak aj väčšina môjho rovesníkov. #grumpyoldman
Old man at work told me that I sound like Donald Trump when I informed him prices are lower in Alberta, than his home in British Columbia.
How’s your Thursday?
#GrumpyOldMan