But these old XXL polyester footy shirts are classics...
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Our One True Love ๐ถ
#Dogs #FamilyLife #Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish
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Why driving is so crap now, reason 4098
Headlights are too bright.
"92% of respondents identify oncoming vehicle headlights as the main cause of the problem"
sinapti.ca/post/en/6-ou...
HDM-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???!!!
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The reviews are in...
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I wish I could retire six times...
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It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...
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Stick it the man...
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Got a bit confused...
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Thatโs an appalling miss from #CalvertLewin. Even the centre-forwards canโt head it, these days. ๐คฌ
#Eng #Uruguay
#oldschool / #modernlifeisrubbish
The struggle is real...
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New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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The new signal is in a worse position. The old K14 was unique and i never heard of it being a SPAD issue either.
#modernlifeisrubbish
When society collapses... #ModernLifeIsRubbish
The small matter of 253 on the board...
#India #Eng #modernlifeisrubbish ๐
CD#86 #Blur #ModernLifeIsRubbish Rubbish? How little did they know ๐ Anyway, a classic album. Not a massive reinvention, but the sound was now more based in traditional UK pop/rock - XTC/Kinks come to mind frequently. Great songs throughout, but it was For Tomorrow that set the scene & the standard.
So basically, when no customer cares about an issue, the companies don't give a damn.
And when the customers cares, the companies, well, don't give a damn but will just lie in your face.
#modernlifeisrubbish
JUST USE FLAGS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE FLAGS #thefootball #modernlifeisrubbish
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@blurofficial / 30th anniversary orange vinyl
Blurโs second studio album is where they really pivoted. At a time when British bands were chasing American rock trends, they doubled down on being unmistakably British.
#blur #modernlifeisrubbish #britpop #vinylrecords
1970's Stop Think Crossover/Out Comics Magazine Anti-Media Man London Anti-Media
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40662447...
Onze kust is weer veilig. Toch maar โs uitvogelen waar Palantir de gegaarde data verwerkt en opslaat. En stiekem ook benieuwd of ik er een beetje goed op sta. #modernlifeisrubbish
Also - the Radio Times website is *still* broken. Itโs been broken for weeks and weeks.
I canโt view, renew or interact with my subscription online because they seem to be incapable of simply making my subscription details appear on the screen...
#ModernLifeIsRubbish
@radiotimes.bsky.social
Fingers crossed a postie will actually turn up today with all my post.
The Radio Times is now a week late - which for a time-sensitive magazine (listings started on Saturday) is pretty bad.
And there are at least five other things that are now days late.
Royal Mail, eh...
#ModernLifeIsRubbish
They genuinely had Easter Eggs on display in my local supermarket on New Yearโs Eve.
What was once a gag, has become reality.
#ModernLifeIsRubbish
Just made "False" Mogwai tickets for my Lad's annual Christmas gig gift...
I Bliddy hate non printable tickets
#modernlifeisrubbish
De nieuwe โNescafรฉ Gustoโ is uitgerust met gezichtsherkenning. #modernlifeisrubbish
I hate this world; bec. I cannot love it.
So I pictured it; yes even the awful.
The only aim is to be lonely out there; my lost world realm.
#darkness #modernlifeisrubbish #nightphotography #fotografie