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But these old XXL polyester footy shirts are classics...

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Our One True Love ๐Ÿถ

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6 out of 10 drivers say headlight glare is a serious problem - Sinaptica A problem that worsened with technology A new survey from AAA published in March 2026 confirms what millions of drivers already suspected: nighttime glare from

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Why driving is so crap now, reason 4098
Headlights are too bright.

"92% of respondents identify oncoming vehicle headlights as the main cause of the problem"

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HDM-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???!!!

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The reviews are in...

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I wish I could retire six times...

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It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...

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Stick it the man...

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Got a bit confused...

#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #politics #MDF #DIY

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Thatโ€™s an appalling miss from #CalvertLewin. Even the centre-forwards canโ€™t head it, these days. ๐Ÿคฌ

#Eng #Uruguay
#oldschool / #modernlifeisrubbish

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The struggle is real...

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New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.

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New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.

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The new signal is in a worse position. The old K14 was unique and i never heard of it being a SPAD issue either.
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When society collapses... #ModernLifeIsRubbish

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The small matter of 253 on the board...

#India #Eng #modernlifeisrubbish ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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CD#86 #Blur #ModernLifeIsRubbish Rubbish? How little did they know ๐Ÿ˜‚ Anyway, a classic album. Not a massive reinvention, but the sound was now more based in traditional UK pop/rock - XTC/Kinks come to mind frequently. Great songs throughout, but it was For Tomorrow that set the scene & the standard.

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So basically, when no customer cares about an issue, the companies don't give a damn.
And when the customers cares, the companies, well, don't give a damn but will just lie in your face.

#modernlifeisrubbish

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JUST USE FLAGS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE FLAGS #thefootball #modernlifeisrubbish

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๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ซ โ€ข ๐Œ๐จ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ง ๐‹๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‘๐ฎ๐›๐›๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
@blurofficial / 30th anniversary orange vinyl

Blurโ€™s second studio album is where they really pivoted. At a time when British bands were chasing American rock trends, they doubled down on being unmistakably British.

#blur #modernlifeisrubbish #britpop #vinylrecords

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1970's Stop Think Crossover/Out Comics Magazine Anti-Media Man London Anti-Media
#Comics #Magazines #London #AntiMedia #StopThink #Media #Advertising #ModernLifeisRubbish #Politics
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40662447...

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Onze kust is weer veilig. Toch maar โ€˜s uitvogelen waar Palantir de gegaarde data verwerkt en opslaat. En stiekem ook benieuwd of ik er een beetje goed op sta. #modernlifeisrubbish

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Also - the Radio Times website is *still* broken. Itโ€™s been broken for weeks and weeks.
I canโ€™t view, renew or interact with my subscription online because they seem to be incapable of simply making my subscription details appear on the screen...
#ModernLifeIsRubbish
@radiotimes.bsky.social

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Fingers crossed a postie will actually turn up today with all my post.
The Radio Times is now a week late - which for a time-sensitive magazine (listings started on Saturday) is pretty bad.
And there are at least five other things that are now days late.
Royal Mail, eh...
#ModernLifeIsRubbish

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They genuinely had Easter Eggs on display in my local supermarket on New Yearโ€™s Eve.
What was once a gag, has become reality.
#ModernLifeIsRubbish

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Just made "False" Mogwai tickets for my Lad's annual Christmas gig gift...
I Bliddy hate non printable tickets
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De nieuwe โ€˜Nescafรฉ Gustoโ€™ is uitgerust met gezichtsherkenning. #modernlifeisrubbish

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I hate this world; bec. I cannot love it.
So I pictured it; yes even the awful.

The only aim is to be lonely out there; my lost world realm.

#darkness #modernlifeisrubbish #nightphotography #fotografie

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