Licorne blanche portant une targe
Licorne 🦄
Petite pause bestiaire entre deux chevaliers ✨️
Licorne inspirée de la tapisserie de la Dame à la licorne visible au @museecluny.bsky.social
#unicorn #licorne #moyenâge #bestiaire #middleage #fantasy
The struggle is real...
#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #hairloss
New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial
New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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If you think Beat Saber isn’t much of a workout, try watching a 54-year-old man play Free Bird on Expert. (And then Womanizer on Expert+.) #8minutes50seconds #Freebird #BeatSaber #Womanizer #exercise #middleage #TheHumanOne #not500ADto1500AD #myocardial_infarction
🎶⚔️👴🥵🪽🙆♀️💔
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial
It seems I have reached that age where a GP is both young enough to be my offspring & yet well into their career, and is thus qualified to say "we advise our older patients..." Oof. #middleage is just a series of such shock moments isn't it. And then - old age (hopefully - better take that advice)
When your 82 year old dad sees you and first thing he says: “son, your beard is really gray!”
And that is why I had to destroy him. You all understand, right?
#middleage #humor
Had my weekly chat with my friend,which is lovely.
Slowly realising that increasingly we talk about our ailments.
I'll moan about aching after gardening, he'll mention that he fell of the sofa the other week 😂
It's just one thing after another 🙃
#MiddleAge
Beck holds up the end of her braid to show the grey streaks.
The grey has reached the end of my braid. I feel like there should be some kind of celebration for that.
#women #middleage #greyhair #actyourage
True Middle Age: when you can tell the weather is changing because *different* parts of your body hurt.
#MiddleAge
Ooooooo! Get you! ❄️ Super excited for you! #MiddleAge
@binkytoes.bsky.social , @notjustdave.bsky.social - thankfully it is an early show. Doors opening at 6:30, and headline should be on by 8:30, 9:00 at latest #middleage #earlybedtime
Not aligned with my values; and actions not aligned with his supposed values as a trans queer (supposed) feminist !
Also just boring.
Couldn’t take him seriously nor trust his word; so where’s the friendship?
Tried to talk to him about it and he cursed me out 😂 so that was that
#middleage
#Middleage #Rappers holding onto the plot from #Liberia to #Hawaii
Eating healthy in midlife may protect brain later
Cognitive benefits of one diet in particular stood out in study of 150,000 adults.
buff.ly/5VnvKuG via @harvard
#healthylifestyle #middleage #healtheating
away for a night for work: in my pyjamas before 7 ready to live-bleet-along to #TheArchers - that, my friends, is #middleage
Medieval Age 19
#Artwork #picture #PictureOfTheDay #3drender #sexy #babe #dailypicture #CGI #virtualGirl #3D #dazstudio #daz3D #stablediffusion #middleage #medieval
One thing nobody prepares you for in mid-life is just how *bland* things become.
You’ve heard your favorite song a billion times. Know every word of your favorite movie. You’ve fought every battle a thousand times.
Everything is as it has been and little is novel.
#aging #middleAge #midLife #genX
"Researchers found larger brain volumes and better cognitive function among middle aged and older adults who used cannabis, especially those who used it moderately."
#MedicalMarijuana #MedicalCannabis #Marijuana #Cannabis #MiddleAge #OlderAdults #Adults #Cognitive #Brain
Elly and Connie are out walking in the snow. Elly says it's all done. She's had a complete physical: blood test, stress test...
She's had her guts probed, her lungs checked, and a mammogram.
Connie asks, "And?" Elly says she's healthy. Connie says, "That's great."
Elly's happy she won't have to go through that again for another two years.
Nobody likes getting this medical stuff done!
#funnycomic #lynnjohnston #cartoonist #momlife #comicstrip #fborfw #aging #menopause #middleage
Remember Erik Hassle. He was good. There was a bootleg mp3 of this with featuring MPHO on Popjustice approx. 1,000 years ago, meant a lot to me.
#CoolDad #MiddleAge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArg...
Just prepared my taxes
Now descaling my tankless water heater
Nice little Saturday night
#MiddleAge
Foto insolite al ricetto di Candelo #Biella #Candelo #ricettodicandelo #medioevo #middleage #Piemonte #Italia #Italy
There was a really clever mashup of My Name Is with something else near that time and I can’t remember what it was #TOTP #MiddleAge
Wait... Debenhams sell New Rocks now?
... Debenhams?? 🤨
#middleage
I went to turn on my fan before bed, tripped and almost dislocated my shoulder 😂 #middleageskeets #middleage
"From #MiddleAge onward, participants paid more #attention to #positive info than #negative ..remembered the past more positively, became more selective about how they spent their #time & increasingly savored the #PresentMoment.": buff.ly/YbuEVFS
via @hsph.harvard.edu
#MidLife #humanity
flip.it/Ua9eYZ You can work with your hormones instead of against them by adding specific foods that help reset your metabolism. You just need to know which foods. #metabolism #hormones #womenshealth #diets #obesity #flipboardusergroup #weight #weightgain #aging #middleage #midlife
