hey guess what
#perimenopause #menopause #middleageskeets #OnePeriodPerYearApparently
Reminding myself to be grateful for the relatively healthy body I have instead of raging about how fucking stupid this is.

#GenX #MiddleAgeSkeets #MiddleAgeSneaks

I went to turn on my fan before bed, tripped and almost dislocated my shoulder 😂 #middleageskeets #middleage

a woman is using a vacuum cleaner to clean the floor in a living room ALT: a woman is using a vacuum cleaner to clean the floor in a living room

My back is hurting and just realized it's probably due to dancing with the vacuum this morning 😂 #MiddleAgeTweets #MiddleAgeSkeets

I got up early and made two pots of coffee. One for hoovering down straight away and another to let go cool and put in the fridge ❄️ for later on when I don't want hot coffee.

Kinda there already ☕

#MiddleAgeSkeets 👴🏻
#UKHeatwave ☀️

🎶There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
But it's one of those things that gets sweeter with time🎶
😉
#MiddleAgeSkeets

Looking forward to celebrating New Year's Eve tonight by being in bed with a good book by about 9:30 or so! #MiddleAgeSkeets