A restorative festival of adult apathy, zero chocolate, open roads and mandatory silence.
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The reviews are in...
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I wish I could retire six times...
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It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...
#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #yokel #slackjaw #Deliverance
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We are getting closer to completing chapter 2 of ANT IDOL.
Check out this newly inked page.
#manga #comic #manhwa #globalcomix #indie #art #fantasy #middleage
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There are often little signs that you are shifting more and more to middle-aged mundaneness. I sense this is one of them. Our new coffee machine arrived yesterday and I haven't been this excited in months #coffee #middleage
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Stick it the man...
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Got a bit confused...
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Licorne blanche portant une targe
Licorne 🦄
Petite pause bestiaire entre deux chevaliers ✨️
Licorne inspirée de la tapisserie de la Dame à la licorne visible au @museecluny.bsky.social
#unicorn #licorne #moyenâge #bestiaire #middleage #fantasy
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The struggle is real...
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New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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If you think Beat Saber isn’t much of a workout, try watching a 54-year-old man play Free Bird on Expert. (And then Womanizer on Expert+.) #8minutes50seconds #Freebird #BeatSaber #Womanizer #exercise #middleage #TheHumanOne #not500ADto1500AD #myocardial_infarction
🎶⚔️👴🥵🪽🙆♀️💔
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It seems I have reached that age where a GP is both young enough to be my offspring & yet well into their career, and is thus qualified to say "we advise our older patients..." Oof. #middleage is just a series of such shock moments isn't it. And then - old age (hopefully - better take that advice)
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When your 82 year old dad sees you and first thing he says: “son, your beard is really gray!”
And that is why I had to destroy him. You all understand, right?
#middleage #humor
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Had my weekly chat with my friend,which is lovely.
Slowly realising that increasingly we talk about our ailments.
I'll moan about aching after gardening, he'll mention that he fell of the sofa the other week 😂
It's just one thing after another 🙃
#MiddleAge
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Beck holds up the end of her braid to show the grey streaks.
The grey has reached the end of my braid. I feel like there should be some kind of celebration for that.
#women #middleage #greyhair #actyourage
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True Middle Age: when you can tell the weather is changing because *different* parts of your body hurt.
#MiddleAge
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Ooooooo! Get you! ❄️ Super excited for you! #MiddleAge
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@binkytoes.bsky.social , @notjustdave.bsky.social - thankfully it is an early show. Doors opening at 6:30, and headline should be on by 8:30, 9:00 at latest #middleage #earlybedtime
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Not aligned with my values; and actions not aligned with his supposed values as a trans queer (supposed) feminist !
Also just boring.
Couldn’t take him seriously nor trust his word; so where’s the friendship?
Tried to talk to him about it and he cursed me out 😂 so that was that
#middleage
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#Middleage #Rappers holding onto the plot from #Liberia to #Hawaii
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Eating healthy in midlife may protect brain later
Cognitive benefits of one diet in particular stood out in study of 150,000 adults.
buff.ly/5VnvKuG via @harvard
#healthylifestyle #middleage #healtheating
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away for a night for work: in my pyjamas before 7 ready to live-bleet-along to #TheArchers - that, my friends, is #middleage
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Medieval Age 19
#Artwork #picture #PictureOfTheDay #3drender #sexy #babe #dailypicture #CGI #virtualGirl #3D #dazstudio #daz3D #stablediffusion #middleage #medieval
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One thing nobody prepares you for in mid-life is just how *bland* things become.
You’ve heard your favorite song a billion times. Know every word of your favorite movie. You’ve fought every battle a thousand times.
Everything is as it has been and little is novel.
#aging #middleAge #midLife #genX
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"Researchers found larger brain volumes and better cognitive function among middle aged and older adults who used cannabis, especially those who used it moderately."
#MedicalMarijuana #MedicalCannabis #Marijuana #Cannabis #MiddleAge #OlderAdults #Adults #Cognitive #Brain
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Elly and Connie are out walking in the snow. Elly says it's all done. She's had a complete physical: blood test, stress test...
She's had her guts probed, her lungs checked, and a mammogram.
Connie asks, "And?" Elly says she's healthy. Connie says, "That's great."
Elly's happy she won't have to go through that again for another two years.
Nobody likes getting this medical stuff done!
#funnycomic #lynnjohnston #cartoonist #momlife #comicstrip #fborfw #aging #menopause #middleage
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