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The struggle is real...
#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #hairloss
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"I've gotta hold on, gotta hold on tight
Get middle age kicks and an early night"
#MiddleAged #Music #TheUndertones #MiddleAgeASong #HashtagGames
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New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial
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I have! They're so good. And Mint Aero! My wife loves Jammy Dodgers and Hobnobs, too. All the English stuff rules.
Trader Joe's orange scones are fantastic, better than Panera's! And I got some fish nuggets that made great sandwiches! Sad but I get excited about going there now... #middleaged
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After years of back pain and months of on and off aches in my left hip, today my right hip is completely (and I mean completely) fucked. :-/ #MiddleAged
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40s look like my #nipples being visible at all times. More #ANR or AN regulars, please.
#pleasuredomme #sensual #breastworship #tits #spicy #spicysky #topless #erotic #eroticart #datechicago #gfe #fmty #caged #goodboy #mistress #middleaged #cougar #glamour
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“In #countries with stronger #family benefits, #MiddleAged adults reported lower levels of loneliness and smaller increases in #loneliness over time. In the #UnitedStates, loneliness increased steadily across successive generations.”: buff.ly/SpNsIuO
via sciencedaily
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“Starting around age 40, u begin losing about 1% of your #muscle mass every year & the rate increases in your 50s. This loss of muscle, called #sarcopenia, directly impacts your #strength, #balance, #metabolism & independence.”: buff.ly/MskX79x
from Stanford
#MiddleAged #fitness
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I have a very important question. I don’t want to be swayed by the fact it’s actually not raining and the sun has been peeking through.
Should I dead head my hydrangeas now, or leave it another couple of weeks to make sure we don’t get any hard frosts? 🤔
#gardeninggay #middleaged #hydrangeas
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I'm so old, this overheard dialogue in my local pub a moment ago made me smile quietly.
"Can I order some food?"
"You certainly MAY", the barman replied. #pedantic #middleaged #language
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Middle aged lovers appreciate love more.
#ai #kiss #middleaged
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Increasing #OvernightFasting by three hours to align with #sleep patterns improved #CardiometabolicHealth in #MiddleAged and #OlderAdults at higher risk of #CardiometabolicDisease.
#Fasting
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This right here is the surest sign that I am a mature person, employing this one easy trick to read small print. #maturity #magnifyingglass #middleaged
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Daily giggles (1 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Parents #MiddleAged #Girls #CrimeDocumentaries #Cats #StarTrek #DadJoke
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I’m currently 43 years old and will be turning 44 this July, so I would say that makes me middle-aged. I don’t really have an issue with this because, for the most part, I don’t feel my age.
buff.ly/d72TBXN
#LGBTQ #Transgender #MiddleAged #Representation
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That sounds like bliss 😂 #RockNRoll #MiddleAged #BedBy9
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#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#2A #Minneapolis #ICEOut #StatesRights
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#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
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I adore the hot water bottle! It’s fake fur but has lost its softness (I have a new one!), but is still wonderful. Hotties have changed my life (see also slippers)!
#middleaged
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#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
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#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
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A publicity headshot of Steve Guttenberg captioned "I.C.E.: Because why should Steve Guttenberg be the only one who can still find work after going through four different police academies?"
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
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