#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner

I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.

Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...

#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness

"Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter tour ticket prices varied wildly, with average resale prices around $295"

If nothing else, she's achieved #PeakWhiteness with prices like that

This. #PeakWhiteness