“Don’t be a coward post your open tabs NOW”

Me: hold my weed

Image is a screenshot of my phone browser, listed at the bottom is “244 tabs”

#BPDAquariusMusings

#whatisthistimeline

This current administration has me,
A descendant of Protestant uprisers,
and American revolutionaries,
who grew up a white Muslim under bush jr
and now a modern Neo-pagan witch,

Siding with the FUCKING. CHURCH

This timeline is weird and I hate it

#BPDAquariusMusings

“All the world’s a social media platform”

- Shakespeare or some shit

🤣

Broke: shower sex ❌
Way too dangerous because of slipping

Woke: shower oral ✅

Bespoke: taking a nice bath together ♨️

One sentence Millennial horror story-

Britney’s “Toxic” playing on the grocery store speakers

I’m watching the South Park e-scooter episode and it suddenly hits me that I haven’t seen them in like. A couple of years at least o.o

🫂

Just jokes 😜

All the boys love a yandere until it’s a BPD chick with attachment issues who’s made them their Favorite Person then suddenly it’s “I need space” and “these cuffs are too tight”

Rude 🙄

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And being perplexed as to why anyone would think plastic microwaveable bacon packages is a good idea

#PersephoneGoth
#BPDAquariusMusings

#NatureWitch #existentialdread
#GreenWitch
#GaiaHypothesis

The dystopian reality that is knowing about how #microplastics are found from the top of Mount Everest to the deepest underwater caves in Mexico

Even in a. New. Born. Baby.

Fearing the inevitable skyrocketting cancer numbers or some shit

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#attatchmentinjury

Look -

Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first

Is anyone else weirded out by the invasion of protein in our foods???

Pop Tarts do NOT need protein 😂 just add an egg to your breakfast or something

My paranoia is wondering if this is to curb the incoming food shortage hunger in people by adding protein to the limited food we have

Maybe he runs businesses like the actual game of monopoly

The game ends when the whole board is bankrupt, right??

#BPDAquariusMusings

Do we crave the 2am cheese because our depressed bodies are crying out for vitamin D?

#PuttinOnAirsPodcast Famous Ad Jinkles

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Back when I was trying dating apps one ? I’d ask matches was “how done do you like your steak?”

I ended up dating a guy who correctly answered “I want the cow to walk by the grill”

Come to find out this mf didn’t eat SAUCES??

How TF are you gonna eat tempura shrimp DRY??!!?!? (I saw him do this)

The Wild West standoff that is a witch waiting for the paper wasp to finally leave its nest so she can take it

“I THOUGHT YOU LEFT WHEN IT GOT COLD DAMMIT”

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idk

How I’m supposed to “let go” of my anger

When I feel it inside my organs like an itchy fever

That uncomfortable burning sensation that causes my mind to ruminate on the injustices committed against me

I want to scream. I want to cry

But I just lie here. Unable to sleep

Of all the people at work

It was one of the managers who clocked the red flag that was my response to “how are you?”

My response lately has been “next question”

I could cry because someone finally SEES me

Signs of inflation on food prices:

I haven’t seen ANY of the thanksgiving meme “beans greens potatoes tomatoes” this year 😢

Suggestions for how to stay at the job you absolutely love and love your coworkers BUT really fucking HATE your boss

Aaaaand GO!

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Are you seriously trying to claim you’re more class conscious when you’re literally advocating for replacing HUMAN artists with a goddamn COMPUTER?

#BPDAquariusMusings
#aiistechhomunculi

“Being anti-Ai means you’re anti-worker because it’s about seizing the means of production!”

Motherfucker do you not see artists as workers?

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Update: dull end of a butter knife and made sure to point the actual serrated knife part away from me

Hey chat-

How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?!

The damn pop tab broke off

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Embarrassing AF that it took me writing on this blog for a few years to realize that these dark clouds happen once a month right before the blood

#BPDAquariusMusings
#hormones

CW: menstrual talk

I’m beginning to fear the gloomies are creeping back in…

And then of course as I type this out I remember there are signs that my time of the month is imminent

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