No peripheral vision--an inability to hear the panic seizing the rest of the crew--but please continue with your moon assessment.

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Easter in space: the eggs hunt you.
#PeculiarEasterTraditions

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Visiting this Easter Bunny so she'll sit on your lap.
#PeculiarEasterTraditions

Coloring Easter Omelets
#PeculiarEasterTraditions

White House Egg Roll
#PeculiarEasterTraditions

#MyInnerWitchSays a lot of stuff on the "Inner-net", but only when I'm only defending myself against trolls.

#MyInnerWitchSays a quiet curse, or two...or three.

Some would think "Doublin' Hers", but no. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh remains the best example of Irish film erotica.

Some put too much protective coating on the wood. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh to get all the wax off.

I was the designated driver for our St. Patrick's Day celebration, and though I couldn't polish off a few beers, #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.

Zemu looks like an evil Kool-Aid Man.

#BeTheKindOfWitchWho makes killer robots go "SKREEE!"

#BeTheKindOfWitchWho hexes from a Lexus.

#HPLcouldAlsoStandFor
Handmade
Pimento
Loaf

#RVGScouldAlsoStandFor
Red-blooded
Vampire
Girl
Scouts

#SinceWereDoomedLets make one thing clear: I am, and plan to remain, a Scorpio. So, I WILL hold onto my grudges. You know what you did!

#SinceWereDoomedLets trash all those YouTube psychics and astrologers for not warning us.

#BehindEveryGreatWitch is a long list of brokenhearted warlocks, otherwise known as "hex-boyfriends".

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#BehindEveryGreatWitch is a guaranteed source of residual check income.

You might scream for ice cream, but an ice cream monster #MightMakeYouScream.

Taking your Silver Banshee cosplay up a notch #MightMakeYouScream.

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#FrankensteinMonstersGruntMeans he's tired of being mistaken for John Fetterman.

Which two of all of these people honored will make it to the Showcase Showdown?

#SOTU

The next soldier that gets a medal will have to decide if it's behind Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3.
#SOTU

Death Cab For Cutie #ChasedMeInTheDark, which is sort of like following, but faster.

She #ChasedMeInTheDark, or that's how she made it seem. More like she lured me into the center of her web

#ChasedMeInTheDark: a term used by those whose wrongdoings have been discovered in the Epstein Files despite heavy redactions.

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Consumer feedback #InMyLovePotion has been very positive.

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#WhenICantFallAsleep at least I can relax.

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#WhenICantFallAsleep it could be that I had too much coffee.