I could've helped eradicate the Jedi, BUT... #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.
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Some would think "Doublin' Hers", but no. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh remains the best example of Irish film erotica.
Some put too much protective coating on the wood. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh to get all the wax off.
When the boss's turned out to be crabapples #InsteadIpolishedMyShillelagh #BoondocksTags #HashtagGames
I was the designated driver for our St. Patrick's Day celebration, and though I couldn't polish off a few beers, #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.
If I had a rocket launcher
I'd make somebody pay
#InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh
Alto the barn owl playing with a spiked club plushie (really, that's what that is). There's a big drippy blob of poop on it, but not where Alto's butt is.
Hoo got poop on my cudgel plushie?🦉💧
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I was going to buff my bedknob
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I used to call my cousin The Polish Shillelagh
Half Irish and rail thin, when he was a kid, but that metabolism caught up with him soon enough.
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Angry-looking owl perched on human's wrist, edited with sleeved human arms holding a baseball bat in a menacing manner.
He said this wasn't a shillelagh, so I polished it on his head.🦉💢
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