I could've helped eradicate the Jedi, BUT... #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.

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Some would think "Doublin' Hers", but no. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh remains the best example of Irish film erotica.

Some put too much protective coating on the wood. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh to get all the wax off.

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I was the designated driver for our St. Patrick's Day celebration, and though I couldn't polish off a few beers, #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.

If I had a rocket launcher
I'd make somebody pay

#InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh

Alto the barn owl playing with a spiked club plushie (really, that's what that is). There's a big drippy blob of poop on it, but not where Alto's butt is.

Hoo got poop on my cudgel plushie?🦉💧

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a close up of a person 's hand holding a ball . ALT: a close up of a person 's hand holding a ball .

I was going to buff my bedknob

#InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh

I used to call my cousin The Polish Shillelagh

Half Irish and rail thin, when he was a kid, but that metabolism caught up with him soon enough.

#InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh

Angry-looking owl perched on human's wrist, edited with sleeved human arms holding a baseball bat in a menacing manner.

He said this wasn't a shillelagh, so I polished it on his head.🦉💢

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