If you live in Australia and saw me on Australia's Today Extra, say hi! Also, I'd love to see how insane I looked. Also, was that 90 seconds or five minutes? #livetv #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #ferrisbuellersdayoff #writing #author #nonfiction
Someone is driving 200 MPH down the freeway daily and killing people in the process. Do you:
A: Put up more guardrails so they can keep killing people
B: Yell sternly from the other side of the freeway
C: Throw down a spike strip
If you're in the A or B group, you're part of the problem.
Take action now and sign onto @everylibrary.bsky.social's petition here: action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661
In other news, Armie Hammer's nom de plume is "Sandee LaMotte."
Is there anything sadder than a beyond-grown-ass man calling his podcast "Club Rand*m?"
I'm aware he's also a giant piece of shit, but come on, that's like me calling my podcast "6-7 Skibidi Dab House."
@brianstack153.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
Cover for the comic book The Batmans Grave
Sorry Bruce, but the Bat Cave is more like-
It's not often you get press while in the middle of research, but I got to go to last year's Detroit Auto Show and sat in a screen-used "Ferrari" from #FerrisBuellersDayOff.
www.detroitnews.com/picture-gall...
I interviewed a guy recently who worked on Seagal's FIRST movie and said he was a prick even then. He got to drive the van that hauled him off in the movie and slammed the brakes a few times so Seagal would tumble around in the back.
Dateline: 1945. Franklin Delano Roosevelt absolutely trounces the Axis powers when he tells the papers, "Hitler? More like Shitler." The war was won and FDR didn't die till he was 99, going on to be known as "The Man Who Stopped Hitler with a Sick-ass Dunk."
"Tell me I'm a memelord."
Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for covering #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero again!
ew.com/who-was-the-...
Back of CD - Herbie Hancock: Possibilities - but the library sticker blocks Herbie Han.
Good going library. Good lookin' out. #library
News used to be better
If you missed me on @wgnradio.bsky.social with Wendy Snyder over the weekend, here's a link to the episode. My segment starts at 54:00.
wgnradio.com/sunday-morni...
#ferrisbuellersdayoff #author #writing #chicago #nonfiction #ferrisbueller
I'm on @wgnradio.bsky.social right now talking about #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero. Give it a listen!
#ferrisbuellersdayoff #writing #nonfiction #comedy #radio
Listen here: player.amperwave.net/3614
I know it can only be 11 people at a time, but I kinda wanna do an author event on Animal Crossing.
I also have an amazing Little Free Library in my neighborhood that I've wanted to do an author event at since I first saw it.
#author #booktour #ferrisbuellersdayoff
I work at a library and do not think I am librarian-coded enough.
Jon Cryer was so much fun to speak with and we also talked way too long about "Thank you Andre, I'll have the veal piccata."
Fabric patch of Blanka from Street Fighter.
Quick, someone get Mad TV back on the air so I can pitch Blanka Patch.
Will is the best!
A little sclusie from Entertainment Weekly. Kind of unreal.
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#ferrisbuellersdayoff #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #writing #author
Side of a red box upon which is stamped "WH OM AL"
New whomst just dropped.
My one-man show will start with me looking up from my menial pretend task and yelling, "Oh fuck! How'd you get in here?!" and I'll spend an hour trying to convince the audience to leave.
You couldn't make that statue today.
I had a great time chatting with Jeff Milo on the @ferndalelibrary.bsky.social podcast about #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero and quite a bit about my last book, too. He asked some of the best questions I've ever been asked, he's a culture lover, and it was a good conversation, too.
djch.xyz/jkferndalepod
Here's a thing again. I need to get myself a camera that isn't my phone or as heavy as my Canon.
Spines of childrens books including one titled "Fabelhaven."
POV: You're Jerry Lewis and you can't remember the title to Spielberg's "The Fabelmans."
Hey, look at that! Publisher's Weekly likes "Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero." Fun!
You can pre-order anywhere books are sold. Info at comedybooks.net.
#ferrisbueller #nonfiction #author #writing
