Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

No wenches?
#knight

Digital art of a brawny hairy knight, only wearing a helmet, covering his junk while looking up with a flustered expression and big doe eyes :3

Creating my ideal flustered knight
#knight

This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account

Tweet from Dr. Sam Youssef: "BREAKING: Tucker Carlson: "Pornography websites are controlled by Israeli intelligence agencies."‼️"

"The Jews created pornography to undermine the family" is quite literally the fourteenth of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Not great to see left-wing accounts with 700,000 followers saying this sort of thing.

Photo of Carta in her power wheelchair against a blood red background. She's wearing a red, pleather lingerie set and looking to the side. She's incredibly beautiful, with her finger resting on the joystick of the wheelchair. She's wearing forearm-length pleather gloves, and red lipstick, she looks like a porcelain doll against the industrial, black metal and fabric of the chair. She's incredibly beautiful and you're obsessed with her

Close up of Carta in the chair with her gloved finger up on the tip of the joystick. Her skin is smooth and milky and the lingerie is red and reflective like a car. You're so obsessed with her, you want to bury your face in the little peek of her armpit hair. She's beyond perfect.

Photos and styling by the one and only Kenna Sharp 💕

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! incredible lore drop and i also sort of cannot believe i had it right the first time. like damn.... same wavelength!!

t4t he xuan leaning over shi qingxuan, slotted between her legs with her palm pressed to sqx’s groin. sqx’s knee hooks around hx’s back and her hand pulls hx closer by the back of the neck. their foreheads are barely not touching, and hx looks at sqx’s open-mouthed overwhelm with half-lidded, satisfied eyes.

t4t beefleaf be upon you all

aaaaaa my yuri cocaine…

@durandal.blog i just realized that this whole time i have been reading your display name as like. in the infernal pit. like in hell. and just now at this moment it clicked for me that it actually means, like. in the mosh pit.

you aren't the first person to mention signal in response to this question and that has been really surprising to me!! thank you i will check it out 💕

this sounds like a heavenly vision. i want this to happen very badly.

i keep seeing people saying there is no alternative to discord but im not looking for a replacement for servers, i just want an app i can use for private messaging that can support text, image, and video file sharing. like a whatsapp that i don't need to give people my phone number for.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Metamorph (2024) (Annihilation)

Thought I posted this one ages ago but I didn't see them in the backlog 🐻🗯️

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

@jk_rowling · Feb 2 This is beyond silly. Neither I, nor anybody on my team, ever met, communicated with or invited Jeffrey Epstein to anything. https://x.com/girlslasttourr/girlslasttourrr/status/2018093016548778327

Justice.gov Epstein Files official Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play invite to Jeffrey Epstein

Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets. Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup" CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"

To Jeffrey Epstein Ryhs Kimmitt Marisa Frank and Lila Walker from Peggy "To whom this may concern Rhys...what was not clear?" "I was very explicit with my staff and you about TWO tickets for the DINNER for Jeffrey Epstein. What genius filled the ticket order? Why wasn't his name on the DINNER list at the door? What genius thought my friend would not have a plus one when we ordered TWO tickets. What robot at the door would not let him in? This has ruined what was a perfect everning for all of us. I am incredibly emarabassed by the rigid behavior of some child minded door guard. Jeffrey is a captain of international finance and a close personal friend of mine. I know this was not done on purpose but it still is terribly upsetting. Please find out who did this and send an apology note. Thank you so much. Peggy. Jeffrey...of all nights, I left my two phones home, I was actually looking for you all night, I was with Soon-Yi and she thought you were having dinner with her husband. I am so very sorry. What a screw up.

JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims

I cry for all the Liams who do not have the public image that this one does and who are now languishing in horrid conditions. And I protest for them.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I <3 job searching

#comic #sliceoflife

They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.

sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november

It's the PTO moms and spreadsheet dads and other random-ass Minnesotans concerned for their neighbors. There is no one central organizing org, just a ton of people who give a shit. It's both beautiful that it's happening and laughable that anyone thinks there's some broader apparatus at work.

misato/ritsuko