Depop sellers b offering me 40 cents off

All the world's a blunt rotation and the men and women on it merely rotators

Girl, put big guy pants on
Sing me that spongebob song

(texting you sunday morning) Ln was lwk a cabaret old chum

We making love in the Uber
We making love using computer
We making love I barely knew her
Make love what she wanted to do first.

Watching reels or tiktok out loud on public transit should be punishable by death!!

My best friend Fregley said oh he's just being Rowley

(Me in the group chat) What do u guys feel like is the move tn

My friend Marilyn Monroe: A kiss on the hand could be quite continental

Me: OK whatever the fuck that means Marilyn Monroe

I love bisexual men like you better pick up that Clairo

Just bought a one way ticket to idgafistan

Uber wtf

Feel like a banana the way im wearing these pajamas

If Justice sponsored a sexual health clinic they would be like do the DANCE stick to the BEAT get tested for HPV

This and skipping the boy part in the song

Maybe we'll meet in a car

Love volunteering with kids the other day I was like we don't call each other big back

Last night I realized I forgot to pick up my prescription and I crawled on my hands and knees looking to see if I ever dropped a pill and I actually found one but today I didn't pick it up again

Wait what about this lol. Sex work uh yeah I sure hope it does

At just 8 weeks the fetus has a Soundcloud account

Im #craving #pancakes

If anything im texting the fuck man for fuck

Whats with this kerning

Showing this to my chicken thighs bc I dont have time to marinate them

Who loves me

ohayou bakery-tan...

Cute vans

I love it and Content warning gun language. I love trigger warnings too

Wearing a binder upon your breasts appeals to the ancient gatherer instinct where we would wrap ourselves in the leafs we found really tightly like a catapillar