Happy new year from Chelsea!

The Dr has given me something to improve my posture. I asked him how much will it cost?

He said brace yourself.

Hey everyone. Been a while!

Catch up soon

The only time I’ve ever finished a marathon was in the 80’s, before it changed it’s name to Snickers.

Just putting a band together with myself and these 2 guys.

People always told me I should practice safe sex.

You should see the number of banks I’ve been thrown out of.

#LunchPun

Good thanks. Keep meaning to come here more! Hope you’re alright

- I’ve just seen an owl

- Tawny?

- I don’t think it had a name.

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Happy birthday to your son!

Thank you Nick Rockett!

I’ve just opened a business selling cheap guitar amps.

I’ve lots of reviews. The feedback is terrible.

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-I’ve got a hole in my sock. Do you know the best way to fix it?

-Darn it.

-I know, it’s so frustrating!

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Just had tea with Mick Jagger and Beelzebub. Mick had an Earl Grey, but Beelzebub had English breakfast.

Simple tea for the Devil

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If I put my my dog on EBay, what do you think he will fetch?

I don’t know..probably sticks.

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Happy new year, everyone!