I’m in the hasbro corporate office and there’s an executive bashing someone head on the edge of a table in a conference room. On the projector is a pickle with bill withers’ face on it

Would you let him hit?

Can feel my gamer powers activating. Ignore the ethereal blue light from the UFO abducting the cat

This is what REAL motion looks like

They’re putting rabies in percocet

No! I only kiss my wife who is very scary

I’m very thirsty that’s why I advocate for the creation of this nation I need the freshwater

I’m married

Don’t ever fahckin midwestsplain to me there bud I’ve lived in minnesohtah for friggen 27 years pal

Firmly believe this would be the greatest country on earth

CCR despite being from california are an infinitely superior southern rock band than Lynyrd Skynyrd who are fucking the shithole known as jacksonville florida.

American nationalism in 2026 is cringe. Great Lakes separatism? Now that’s a different story

When I was a little bitty baby my mama would rock me in the cradle

Heartfelt gesture of love from a local white boy CLICK HERE —-> HeartfeltGestureFromALocalWhiteboy. net

I hate to tell you kid but Skelbton The Wizard used to have dreams and aspirations too, kiddo.

Youngblood you’re ruling this Burger King go beast mode on that whopper

I want to learn to make a doom clone but that would be hard and I don’t like doing hard things

Art

Salt your goddamn sidewalks, assholes

idea for gay porn name: throb stewart

Wife’s outta town. Going beast mode. Sitting in my underwear drinking. Loving life

Don’t go back to Rockville

Give me a drug, all of your love.

It’s just this till you die

Once you get fat in your mid twenties you start feeling like Tony soprano

Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷

Currently the only two songs I can remember how to play on guitar are Wham! By Lonnie Mack and Blue Shadows on the Trail from The Three amigos.