COEs "What's the dumbest, most offensive, useless yet still remarkably harmful shit we can come up with for a quick buck?"
#Fuck @grammerly.bsky.social
(and for so so many more reasons)
#Fuck Shishir Mehrotra
#Fuck @superhuman.com
#AintNoHateLikeCEOGreed #MicroPeepeeEnergy
For those needing #MondayMotivation on this particular morning.
In a system designed for oppression to thrive
It's no wonder
In a system designed for white supremacy to thrive
It's no wonder
Thank your local @deadpioneers.bsky.social
#FuckYouAndYourGoldenToilet #NoKings
youtu.be/hgMqN5Cv3mw?...
Meme from Eric Adres show. Top frame, man in gray suit labelled as "University Trustees and Politicians" shoots a sitting man behind him labelled "Educators". Bottom frame, sitting man is dead, suit man turns to the audience and says, "Young people dumb, where are all the teachers?"
#Academics are on #strike around the world due to unconscionable mismanagement of #Education, from policy to classroom
#SolidarityForever #FAGE @snesupfsu.bsky.social #Asuu #UCU #strike #UnionStrong #unionize #Vote
Meta is such a 💩 stain
Sunday vibes...
The 00s had a fab show originally called Life and Death in the ER. We never knew 💩 about the staff but were always in for a wild ride. It's how I found out if a contraction is cruel enough, the water will break like a wave over the inspecting Dr's unsuspecting head.
The academic prediction is that techbro industry will piggyback enslaved artificial intelligence into farming policies, which themselves are upheld via the argument that animals (livestock) aren't "human" intelligent.
Everywhere. Fucking everywhere.
Lord Farquaad standing with two much taller nights in either side of him in armor, with the text, Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
The Supreme Orange Leader of the United States of America
Deans to Staff as a 12 month funding restriction is in its 6th year
#GrantsForAll #ScreamInTheToilet #SleepAtYourDesk #FlipTables
But not when pizzagate hit the stands.
Every last connection in those files deserves to 💀 in prison, their estates & businesses handed to the victims, their titles removed, their publications retracted, and history books forever outing them as the rapists and rapist supporters they are.
#BelieveWomen #BelieveChildren #DëthToRapists
George Washington Carver developed 300 derivative products from peanuts among them cheese, milk, coffee, flour, ink, dyes, plastics, wood stains, soap, linoleum, medicinal oils and cosmetics. #BlackHistoryMonth
✨Academic Logic✨
Deny staff #promotions, instigate sweeping #layoffs, and remove internal research #funding. Then ask all staff to personally donate their own money to an ADDITIONAL retirement pot for the senior member responsible for all these decisions.
#AcademicLogic #FlipTables
It's funny how generative AI content is marked throughout this article. Even the quotes are sus.
Academia misdelivering for political and market demand
There isn't a single government today that isn't guilty of underfunding their education system. No matter how hard you desperately want to spin it.
#TeachersLivingInCars #StudentsStarving #EnshitificationOfEducation
"where kids experience multiple school shootings before they graduate college"
We are literally in that reality
Academia took the goals of Wallstreet, with the safety protocols of a HepB infested rusty nail, and built it into an upsidedown pyramid of responsibility leaning on the most vulnerable.
#Accountability is an unknown concept to the US
#SchoolShootings #USGovAreTerrorists #NRAterrorists
Watch out, kids. Angry, rich, white people are bitching on the internets about not being more privileged and heard.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE ACADEMICS?!
#AngryWhitePeople #DEI #WhiteTears #MayoRage #CrackerSnap #MaybeYoureJustABleachedAsshole
White people
Got called out by a student today in my "Ethics, Equity, and Social Justice in Educational Technology" course for all of our readings and conversations being negative and depressing. And girl, same.
Young Woman on her Death Bed, 1621 by Flemish School. Palid shiny skin young woman in a large bed, under green leaf covers with gold stripes, propped up on multiple thick large white pillows, her mouth a little open, staring into the distance. She's wondering why she wasted every day of her life living for others and never for herself.
Never grass a colleague taking Friday off. Solidarity with the #proletariat
#RiseAndDie
Staff: AI for assignments is #cheating & #dishonest. #Students will be punished or expelled. "Being overwhelmed" is no excuse!
Also Staff: I forgot how to write emails, I don't trust my own intelligence, I have too many papers to revise. #Personal #assistant #AI to the rescue!
How many #PhD s does it take to come up with even ONE idea of how research can impact society?
Apparently, it's more than a baker's dozen so far...
five people sitting at a large desk, with laptops and office supplies, bored and falling asleep, while a white man is standing in the back, gesturing towards a blank whiteboard and pretending to be more important than he ever will be in his useless, wasted life.
University: Thank you for making the only meeting where dept reps get a chance to discuss deeply problematic issues across the university & allow leadership to problem solve.
Also 🖕😂🖕 I'm just going to talk, call on no one & declare this a success.
Agreed. And multi-degree holding lawyers, doctors, and scientists are being caught using AI in exactly the same way.
