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Posts by Martini ✪ マルティニ

I'd love to see your thoughts on things. I think the easiest way to separate would be an opening line on everything not related to your project, something like, "CC2 Official Update:" followed by the news and then your thoughts. That way we know everything else is your game~

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Imagine being forcibly gooned to death though.

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It's #FlashbackFriday so here's a little treat of some times I felt cute and also one secret present cus I found it going through old photos lol, enjoy~!

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Today in "What is my life?" I was hanging out with a friend who is a recent mother, just got done breastfeeding not too long ago.

She heard me sneeze for the first time today and said:
"That was the weirdest fucking sneeze I've ever heard in my life. That sounded like a baby crying." She lactated.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

3.) I did begin to enjoy Shane and Ilya more especially during the last few episodes, and I am absolutely looking forward to season 2, but I swear to god:

IF THEY DO NOT GIVE US A SCOTT / KIP WEDDING I WILL FUCKING RIOT IN THE STREETS. I WANT IT.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

2.) The MOMENT we got to episode 3 with Scott and Kip, I was very much re-engaged, and found that I only cared about them honestly. Their story just felt much more authentic to the gay experience as I have lived it personally

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Just finished watching Heated Rivalry with husband not too long ago and I have some thoughts...

1.) I was thoroughly disenchanted with the main couple (Shane/Ilya) at least until the very last episode; They quite literally saved ALL the cute for the last episode and I wasn't a fan of that

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Husband: "I'm just saying you only ask questions when you think they'll cause drama..."

Me: "ME?!? DrAmAtiC?! Are you trying to IMPLY I'm a POT STIRRER?!?"

Husband: "You could be a ladle and literally nothing would change."

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Digital artwork of three fat white pigeons in various poses

Digital artwork of three fat white pigeons in various poses

finished some old sketches 🍓

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Late to this party and haven't skeeted in a while cus I've been busy and now I'm sick, but I *had* to go into work this morning, and did anyone else find it hilarious that because of the Cloudflare outage today, DownDetector went down lol ?

5 months ago 3 0 0 0

You're so fucking hot 😍😍😍

Also I hope everyone is jealous that I get to suck on dem tiddies 😏

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Was talking to Husband about my extensive experience with Denny's and Waffle House and maybe it's a confirmation or selection bias but, I was a bartender for 10-11 years, so I'd go a lot for 24/hour breakfast.

If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.

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Husband just informed me that they recast Machiko Soga as Rita Repulsa for some reason in new Power Rangers and I just came to say I'm fucking mad about it.

I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

💯

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I love gay

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Pumpkinhead loses his head, smashed on the floor, while having a morning coffee

Pumpkinhead loses his head, smashed on the floor, while having a morning coffee

The Morning After #Halloween

#Art by Ricky Romero

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A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

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Happy Maria! (feat. 木野寧)
Happy Maria! (feat. 木野寧) YouTube video by Luck Ganriki - Topic

As is Halloween Tradition, I shall be listening to this on repeat all day.

If you know, you know.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

So Husband and I recently started a rewatch of "The Magicians" and I just wanted to shoutout to Olivia Taylor Dudley cus she manages to play both my least favorite (Alice Quinn) and favorite (Niffin Alice) characters

Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yeah which is why I DON'T talk the rest of the day, ya girl's vocal chords #NeedABreak

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

If you see this post 4 female characters you love~!

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👀 Girl what I think I def talk a subpar amount but go off queen I guess ??? First part is true though 🤣

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

If I took a shot for every time I saw someone fucking a pumpkin on my feed, I'd be blasted already-- Seriously what is this trend 😩

I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
Trick or Treat  Possum Style
Trick or Treat Possum Style YouTube video by MEpearl

Look I'm gonna be so honest with everyone right now; Past, present, and future viewers of this post.

This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...

5 months ago 2 0 0 0
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commission for @witchheyzel.bsky.social 🦄

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if i’m not in your skircle it’s because i’m in your closet watching you sleep

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Sunrise this morning at the Irondequoit Bay. #photography #nature #sunrise #clouds #reflections #Rochester #NY

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Skull filled with pumpkins as a bat flies overhead in the moonlight

Skull filled with pumpkins as a bat flies overhead in the moonlight

Ghost of #Halloween Past 💀🦇🎃

#Art by Scott Buoncristiano

5 months ago 142 29 0 3

STOP 🛑!

WALLPAPER CHECK 👀

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