Tonight's session of Mythic Bastionland
Roose, the Fox Knight: "When's a time you saw more than one moon?"
Lump, the apothecary: "When I was 7 I saw 7 New moons in the sky and then my mother was eaten by a werewolf"
*Two of us proceed to die from laughter.*
AN ELDERLY VICTIM
#phasmophobia
Defrost the US
31 for a few hours and my shoulder already hurts
I need to hit the Lazarus pit
Can't wait for the 2026 trend of "Protein in everything" to crash out after people OD on Protein by having one too many coffees.
Reminder that we are in the misinformation age and that you owe me $20
Shit I forgot to check what Streaming Services were open on Xmas
Hopefully there is something to watch tonight
Insert banger skeet that no one will see or like here
We gotta bring "twas" back people
It's just fun to say
I diagnose you with a painful case of being white
Interviewer: "So you took naps?"
Mike D: "Yeah, we took naps"
Ad-rock: "It was a long drive to Brooklyn"
Hot take
Too many people love the color purple
It's a good color, but it's weirdly popular
For my partner, it's a successful event if she can get through it without me telling my Cowboy joke that she has heard 50 times
Isn't it kinda sexist that we can't femail a letter?
So far I have 2 people who have read the first 3 books of the Red Rising series. I got one maybe on the hook.
Muahahahahaha
#redrising
Is broom handle the new Gock?
If the Try guys were in the Cars Universe they would be the Tri Guys
Keep my wife's fart out of your fucking mouth!
#nocontext
Question the hand that feeds you
How does it feed you?
Why does it feed you?
What does it feed you?
When does it feed you?
You might be happy with table scraps, but others are getting full meals while your scraps barely let you survive.
And if those scraps go away?
Can you bite that hand now?
Fuck 2025
I hate this shit
Worst year of my life (so far)
I swear I better feel good enough to go to this party tomorrow or I'm gonna build a time machine and prevent humanity from getting this far without free health care for all
Huh
FLCL is set in October
I guess that makes it the perfect month to watch it
Slowly convincing people to throw Presentation Parties
Is this evil? Not really
But I'll pretend I'm evil while doing it
Muahahahahahahaha
That's my secret cap, I'm always autistic
No fair, y'all get Name Brand Autism? We can only afford Store Brand Autism!
Can I get an Arnold Palmer, lemonade on the side.
Please put away your mushrooms and turtles when expecting a plumber.
Spider funeral today
Was not on my 2025 list of tragedy
"Boof on the dance floor"
"Sometimes you just gotta give your water bottle head babe"
