Trump teases upcoming release of UFO documents at Turning Point USA event President Trump on Friday teased at a Turning Point USA event in Phoenix that he will direct Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to release government files on UFOs and unexplained aerial phenomena (UAP…

Were the aliens on Epstein Island? If not, I don't give a fuck.

#ReleaseTheFiles #NoNotThoseFiles #TheOtherFiles

#UFO #Aliens #TheXFiles #FDT

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'Bob & Tom Show' creator, co-host Bob Kevoian dies at 75 Kevoian retired from the nationally syndicated show in 2015 after 32 years hosting alongside Tom Griswold.

We lost a true Indiana legend today. This dude was a staple of my childhood.

#BobKevoian #BobAndTom #IndianaRadio #IndianaLegends

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Also, don't fuck with my Midwestern homies.

#PopeLeo #FDT

I'm planning a roadtrip. I know we'll be passing through Columbus, IN so I've been doing research.

Perusing the notable natives page on the city website, I came across this.

A likely typo, but I like to think it's moral judgment.

#ColumbusIndiana #Sinners #AlishaGaddis

Trump warns Iran’s ‘whole civilization will die tonight’ unless deal struck The near closure of the Strait of Hormuz since the war began has led to a historic oil supply shock, which quickly sent global energy prices soaring.

If MAGA is getting tired of being compared to Nazis, maybe don't, like, engage in genocide.

#25thAmendment #FuckingInsanity #DonaldTrump

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What can you even say about this? If there were any doubts left that this dude is suffering from dementia, this confirms it.

Crazy bastard indeed.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie? 👎

Mallrats is an Easter movie? 👍

#Mallrats #HappyEaster

Trump Reacts to Report That Kristi Noem's Husband Was in 'Bimbofication' Fetish Photos: 'They Confirmed It? ... That's Too Bad' President Donald Trump has reacted to the allegations that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's husband, Bryon Noem, has been participating in online fetish forums. "They confirmed it?" Tr...

Be sex-positive, don't kink-shame.

Unless it's this asshole.

Also, Mr. Pee-Pee Tape shouldn't be too judgy.

#KristiNoem #BryonNoem #KinkShaming #SexPositive #PeePeeTape

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Judge blocks Trump's executive order to end federal funding for PBS and NPR A federal judge agreed to permanently block the Trump administration from implementing a presidential directive to end federal funding for NPR and PBS.

Somewhere in a cemetery in Latrobe, PA there is a grave that has *stopped* spinning.

#DoItForFred #MrRogers #PBS

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Chuck Norris, Walloping Star of ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ Dies at 86 The martial arts master also was a big-screen action hero in 'Lone Wolf McQuade,' 'Missing in Action,' 'The Delta Force' and more.

Chuck Norris came for Death today.

#ChuckNorris #RIP

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What if Predator but predator is ED-209 from Robocop and also the hero fights it with a big piece of yellow construction equipment à la Aliens? Also, it sucks ass.

You can imitate 80s sci-fi action classics, doesn't make you cool like them, though.

#WarMachine #Netflix #Derivative

Bruce Campbell Reveals ‘Treatable’ But Not ‘Curable’ Cancer Diagnosis "Evil Dead" franchise star Bruce Campbell reveals in a social media post Monday that he has a “treatable” but not “curable” cancer.

My son's named after his most famous character so, yeah, this news stings a little more.

#BruceCampbell #HailToTheKingBaby

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It's almost like he didn't deserve those two peace prizes.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

I kinda hate how evergreen @theonion.com is.

#WarInIran #TheOnion #FDT

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Trump Says He Will Release Files on Aliens and U.F.O.s

Apparently, we can get the X-Files or the unredacted Epstein Files, but not both.

#Distraction #HesInTheFiles #LockHimUp

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Snarf's Sandwiches helped me GiftAMeal to a family in need! Join us in the fight against hunger.

I gifted a meal by taking a photo at Snarf's Sandwiches with the free @GiftAMeal app.

#SnarfsSandwiches #GiftAMeal

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It was a hard fought game against the two undeniably best women's hockey teams.

Canada wanted it, but USA needed it. Just look at the shit we've been dealing with lately. We deserve something to be happy about, too.

#USAHockey #OlympicHockey

Former Prince Andrew arrested following Epstein files revelations Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his birthday Thursday on suspicion of misconduct in public office.

If princes can be arrested, so can presidents.

#EpsteinFiles #PrinceAndrew #LockHimUp

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The New England Patriots making the best kind of Super Bowl history!

#SuperBowl #FuckThePats #OldGrudgesDieHard

Flavor Flav returns to Olympics as official hype man for U.S. bobsleigh and skeleton teams at Milano Cortina 2026 After cheering on USA's water polo squad at Paris 2024, the rapper will reprise his role as hype man on the ice tracks of the Cortina Sliding Centre in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy/

Yeah, yeah. Snoop Dogg. I heard.

But consider the other aging rap star at the Olympics. The one putting his money into underfunded sports. The one not making ignorant comments about lesbians in movies. Who didn't play Trump's inauguration ball.

#FlavorFlav

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Buc-ee’s withdraws application to build 2nd Colorado location The Texas chain withdrew its application to build a supersized travel center in Palmer Lake north of Colorado Springs.

Good. Fuck Bucc-ee's. The one Colorado already has encroached on acres of a local barley farmer's land, and you can't convince me being built so close to Johnson's Corner didn't put the latter out of business.

#HeaveTheBeave #Buccees #KeepTexasOutOfColorado

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Rob Schneider's Wife Patricia Files for Divorce After 15 Years of Marriage Rob Schneider's wife Patricia Schneider quietly filed for divorce in December 2025 after 15 years of marriage. They share two daughters, ages 13 and 9.

Oh no!

Why do bad things have to happen to bad people?! It's almost like a Latina and a MAGA aren't a good match!

#RobSchneider #PatriciaAzarcoyaSchneider

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Trump claims the assault on Rep. Ilhan Omar was staged.

This guy. Says someone else staged a public attack.

Every accusation a confession.

#IlhanOmar #Minnesota #FakeEar

Great American Beer Festival isn't dead, but it sure is dying. Looks like they can no longer fill that enormous convention hall (although they obviously put a different spin on the situation).

Hug your local brewer, folks; shit's rough out there.

#GreatAmericanBeerFestival #GABF #CraftBeer

Once again, craft beer is out there doing the Lord's work.

#MinocquaBrewing #WisconsinBeer #DrinkWisconsinbly #CelebrationOfLife #FoxNews

It's a simple statement of fact, but he'll probably catch shit for it anyway.

I already had mad respect for Hali, my admiration only increases now.

#TyreseHaliburton #Hali #IndianaPacers #Overrated #SpittinTruth

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Butt out, Coors. Upland Brewing already has this covered. You can make a beer for School of Mines, Upland will take care of their own local boys.

#UplandBrewing #CoorsLight #Hoosiers #IU #Indiana

Watching the Free Solo guy climb that skyscraper on @netflix.com and I can't get this out of my head...

#SkyscraperLIVE #TheSimpsons #FreeSolo #HelloHumanFlyHere

The only hurricanes folks from Indiana wanna be hearing about right now.

#GoIU #BeatTheCanes #IndianaBeach #Natty #CollegeFootball

JD Vance is right. We don't see an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman.

We see a VIDEO of an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman.

#CeciNestPasUnePipe #ReneMagritte #DontBelieveYourEyes #TechnicallyCorrect #KillerICE #ReneeNicoleGood