Don of the Dead?

Great village slogan though "Settle, not the best but good enough"

Giggleswick, the funniest place in Yorkshire

You may think Giggleswick is funny, but let me assure you it is no laughing matter.

He genuinely sounds like someone from a zombie film about to "turn"

No rush, Lisa, love.

MON THE FUCKEN BULLS

Aint capitalism great?

Can somebody explain to them that vaccines are like giving your body advance intelligence so that when it has to fight its OWN war it has the right resources? I feel like there's some real lift n shift metaphor work that can be done here.

Cotton Hill from King of the Hill

All I can see in my mind’s eye is Cotton Hill.

I mean, I would’ve thought Steptoe & Son would’ve been a bit of a longshot, but I’m almost certain Only Fools & Horses would be a bridge too far.

Dark Marge Simpson

Boycie, Idunno

Boise, Idaho

Put the grammatical errors down to disappointment.

Anyone who’s serious about stopping fascism doesn’t make a joke like that.

They talk about stopping Reform, well it looks to me like they’re already here.

We’re in such a grim place right now. I don’t even want to think that Mahmood knows how serious what she’s saying in jest is here, but that’s just me giving her too much credit.

Labour deserve everything that’s coming too them, because they enabled it and should never be forgiven for that.

Stopped believing anything in this headline after I read "There is an optimism at Arsenal..."

MEN CLAIM WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS ARE GIVING THEM SOMETHING CALLED 'OZEMPIC PENIS'

Ozempenis?

I meant Ralph

That's Sir Ollie to you, oik

He's not my favourite Miliband, but he's in the top two.

I mean, looking at the guy, it's clear he's getting high on his own supply there.

I'm not suggesting Ed as a national unity candidate, but christ we would be so much better off with Ed as a national unity candidate.

It’s Blue Shirt Day 2026.

There are 22,000+ political prisoners unlawfully detained in Myanmar suffering brutal conditions and torture in cramped cells.

We call for the immediate release of all political prisoners!

#blueshirt4politicalprisoners
#FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners
#blueshirtmovementmyanmar

We need to be prepared for things reaching digital dotage.

As have you with “boffins” there 😂

Know the work rules comic. Panel 1: Appropriate Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.” Panel 2: Inappropriate Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”

I genuinely think it’s time for a concerted license fee strike, specifically over their news bias. We’re all essentially paying for Reform party political broadcasts right now, where non-payment could see you incarcerated.

Whatever your political persuasion you do need to recognise the achievement of going from a stonking majority, landslide election victory to absolutely knackering it, just comprehensively and totally fucking it, in under two years.

What gave you that impression, my sensible friend?

Also, thought your guy did a bang up job today. Statesman like stuff.

PlayStation emailing me asking to verify my age.

Given I’ve had that account since 2007 you would think that they might be able to verify me as being at least older than nineteen, wouldn’t you?

It’s one description of what happened, I agree