'Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman play convincing sisters in the new movie "Practical Magic" because they have the same plastic surgeon'

Loved BAFTA today. Gave out loads of cards, and spoke Finnish like a girly swot. Brilliant presentations - loved it!

Got a carriage to meself

I get my recipes from the back of ready meals

You're my second favourite (third, after the dog)

And a very happy birthday to the loveliest person I know. x

A digital screenshot of a news article from "The Independent" website, dated April 13, 2026. The headline reads: "Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person." Below the headline, the subheader states: "Trump grabs two bags of McDonald’s before issuing threats to Iran over nuclear program." The article features a video still showing Donald Trump standing outdoors in front of a white building, wearing a dark suit and purple tie. Next to him stands a woman wearing a red t-shirt that says "DOORDASH GRANDMA." The video player includes a title overlay that reads: "Trump claims offensive Jesus meme was him 'as a doctor' healing the sick."

Not the onion.

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, and be kind to small children. Give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

what the world needs now is to watch the astronauts eat spaghetti

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

First run in absolutely ages, and it turns out I can still wobble out a 5k

I found you a bonnet for the Easter Sunday #GirlsOwnCC caption contest. Enjoy!

No one could remember quite when Edith became invisible #girlsowncc

@gowk explain this skeet

"you do realise Edith, that even though you've hidden the Epstein files up your bustle they may find them eventually. Or not. "

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… highly commended to @cromerty.bsky.social with more to make you smile at #GirlsOwnCC

"but Papa, unless you buy me a mantua, I will never be able to pretend to be a side table like Mama"

#girlsowncc

Yeah the Big One on the corner

#Gorillaz at the coop last night was just fantastic. Everyone was just so friendly - it was a complete vibe. Best mother daughter day ever

Manchester is banging #gorillaz

Balls

*tummy-liers*: "rude"

Making something cheeky. Only recently learnt you’re not actually supposed to eat this bad boy (or even pierce it)

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

Well-mothered in Sheffield today

"Would you like to see my beaver?"

*whispers* Edith, I believe we have finally thwarted The Artist Who Cannot Draw Hands

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Spotted a few people only just got round to watching Small Prophets so I'm reposting this now that it makes sense to them too.

I see Calista's been hitting the Wegovy

Quite the no fly zone they’ve going on there