When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers

feels like an especially irresponsible moment to ignore BDS when Game Pass is the easiest, level one way to participate in the boycott and BDS just called for renewed pressure after Israel passed a law on executing Palestinian and Arab in prisons that use Microsoft cloud services

The ultimate power

[On the phone]

Yeah they put Bruce Almighty in the new Smash Bros. Yeah his down B is a counter that makes your tits bigger. No its not really noticeable.

Delete your fucking X account. It's worthless and it funds one of the biggest bigots on the planet. Get the fuck off.

I couldn't help myself

"you have to make space for people who hate you" is not a high-minded political position, it's a thought-terminating cliché posted by people who could probably benefit from the sting of some corrective bullying

And I think Hasan is a total fool for trying to argue that Mamdani embracing Obama is “good for the left.” We are not making liberals more “left” by rehabilitating Obama; we are moving right. Do you, though. Whatever. It’s been a nauseating two days seeing people glaze a mass murderer.

A panel from the webcomic KEEPING TIME. A dude driving a Mercedes Benz with a busted sideview mirror in Chicago's downtown peels out angril, while yelling, "You should be behind bars!!" In the foreground, Denver Leary, one of the protagonists, flips him the bird and yells back, "yeah, fuck you too, buddy!"

Maybe there's something here about Denver's anger & how it burns him as much as it burns everything around him... Maybe this queer slow burn band romance comic has been a trans dude opining on masculinity all along..

#KeepingTime #webcomics

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Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that says REAL. Two owls watch him walk, and one says "That's too real."

09 Apr 2026

Michigan J Frog, Kermit, Jimmy, and a giant frog wearing an orange sweater that I don't recognize are walking down the street, towards a club named "Fly". Iggy and Heathcliff watch the group pass, and Iggy says "Boys night out for Jimmy."

21 Apr 2026

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

Be kind, always. Everyone is fighting a rap battle you know nothing about

People mention front facing Simpsons being horrifying but Smooth Homer haunts me

Today a person can work two jobs for fifty hours a week and struggle to make ends meet, while in the stone age, a weird bird could be a hairdryer for a caveman for like five minutes every morning and it was a living.

The Gundam "war is bad" meme. There is a Neo Geo+ in place of the Gundam and it is shooting "modern slavery in saudia arabia" over the head of someone saying "wow!! neo geo is back!!"

TOMODACHI LIFE YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WITH ME

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats • The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

UPDATE: Rigsby WI chapter 4 page 241

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Every couple of months the internet decides to forget the shit they said said about black people and excuse the yellowface as an unfortunate but ambitious creative choice to pog at whatever of their movies they’ve decided is unfairly maligned this year

Sorry this is one of my meanest tweets but I’ll be dead before I stop hating on the Wachowskis.

All your white friends are popping off for a theatrical rerelease of Speed Racer

Moon Child on the "Have You Seen Him" poster

My Bluesky timeline this past week