😬“The Strait is Open” Edition The Strait of Hormuz has lately operated like a motion-sensor bathroom faucet that only works when you’ve already given up.

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Why not use Artificial intelligence (well LLM anyway) to celebrate this day

Oh I thought he was a Doctor lol. #trump #pope

Well nearly got it

20/20 division

#police #gambling #governance #theft #fraud #embezzlement #regulation #casinos #apps | Aegis Interaktif Asia Pte Ltd New Haven Police Chief’s Downfall Exposes Hidden Toll of Online Gambling Loses more than $4million on mobile gambling apps in no time at all. For years, Karl R. Jacobson embodied the steady ascent o...

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.... deserting the sinking ship perhaps? #trump #melania #epstein

The "Art of the Deal" seems may not be as worth a read as the promoter might suggest.

#vietnam #hanoi #bribery #corruption #financialcrime #procurement #embezzlement #prison #agriculture #risk #compliance #government | Aegis Interaktif Asia Pte Ltd 20 Government Officials in Vietnam given prison sentences for bribery HANOI — A Vietnamese court sentenced a former deputy agriculture minister and more than 20 officials and business executives over...

Today's bribery and corruption in Vietnam.

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Matt Canavan’s ‘economic revolution’ is little more than a populist mirage – and Australians would pay the price | Patrick Commins Nationals leader’s solution to the high cost of living is to force us to buy more expensive, locally made goods

Nothing new here, same old same old right wing neo liberal clap trap

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#theft #fraud #financialcrime #embezzlement #forex #prison #forgery | Aegis Interaktif Asia Pte Ltd Chinese national Qin Xiaowen, 40, working for a company that provided scaffolding services misappropriated nearly $4.8 million from its bank accounts. She then used the money for online forex trading ...

Female employee defrauds employer to cover losses on Forex Trading

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Dad joke for Easter :) At least not going to bomb Iran

Trump’s war exit ramp. Today’s Sunday Age cartoon

For Trump, the cruelty is the point

Was seriously tempted to engage in some hurkle-durkle then realise still got stuff to do...tomorrow maybe

Daily Dad Joke. #joke #boomerang

Well they did invade Poland!

We fixed it by getting an EV :) woo hoo

What a week. Did Trump sack Bondi to distract from Epstein or distract from male boobies?

Love the analogy

What is Albanese doing about these high petrol pump prices?

#maga #trump #taco #iran #war #cosplaynazis

Always a good one for a Dad joke! #nile #crocodile #egypt #dadjokes

Pyramids always good for a Dad joke

Dad joke / pun of the day

#trump #hormuz #iran #maga #morons

#police #fraud #embezzlement #corruption #trust #compliance #financialcrime #uk #england | Aegis Interaktif Asia Pte Ltd In the UK an ex-police federation secretary jailed for fraud Jamie Harrison, 55, a former secretary and treasurer of the West Mercia Police Federation, was sentenced on Wednesday to two years and thr...

Former cop stole from police federation funds to live lavish lifestyle, now in the clink for 2 years.

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The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is 40 years old.

Just one more progressive venture backed by a Labor Premier.

Thanks John Cain.

#MICF #melbourne #comedy

Daily Dad joke is back!