The message we all need to hear right now... Oh you mean the geese.

Nothing makes you feel like a total idiot quite like the first day on a new job 🤣

I've just drawn this on someone's birthday card and am dying at how bad at drawing I am.
Can you tell what it is?

I admit to googling what Karl Urban's accent was supposed to be in The Boys.

Why is there underwear complete with sanitary pad attached on the floor of the bus?? 😭

Used white spirit on the paintbrush.
Then had a dilemma about taking contact lenses out. Didn't think that through 😬

Dropped some chilli crisp oil into my wine while cooking.

Did I use paper towel to absorb most of it and drink it anyway??

"No" (yes) 😉

I didn't realise it was even a thing 🥲 Also it was hardly 'adult', just a picture. So yeah RIP to your feed if Mr Content Bot has an issue with some background art

Lol this is where I learn how to adjust my content settings 🤦

??

As I have arranged communal repairs for
- Roof & gutter
- entry phone replacement
- stair light upgrades
- drain pipe
- door closer
I told my stair that I'm not dealing with the next issue.

Now a roof tile is teetering on the edge and it's NOT MY ISSUE. I'm like Kermit sipping tea. Bliss.

Just started trying to weather proof my new wooden greenhouse. HAIL
After a few minutes sheltering in the shed - DOWNPOUR
More sheltering - BLAZING SUNSHINE AND HAIL AT ONCE.

Ughhh

Loved the #Bridgewater podcast! Family drama, other-worldly realms, mystery and magic, secrets and lies.
Season 3 when?? @mishacollins.bsky.social

Free pints and tweed flat caps at the local pub to celebrate #PeakyBlinders? Don't mind if I do!

He's the greatest!

Give us the review once you've tried it. I have one that has headphones built in but they're in a bit of a weird position. And anyway it makes me feel TOO cut off, like what if someone breaks in and I don't hear.
No it's not logical but ya get me

Ah ok I'll maybe keep an eye out then. See if I can get the first few on eBay at least.
Or actually kindle editions are available I see. Rather get the physical copies and support it a bit more directly, but here we are 🤷

I feel like they're leaning so hard into creating scarcity that they're not actually allowing people to read. Imagine selling out by lunchtime, it's not Taylor Swift tickets, jeez

Is there a reason why some comics are in such short supply? Something I wanted today is already sold out online, and apparently issues 1-3 are also unavailable, despite multiple cover variants being available for others.

Just to create demand?

Black-and-white historical photograph of pioneering filmmaker Alice Guy-Blaché directing on set. She wears an elaborate white bridal gown, veil, tiara, and pearl necklace, with her right arm extended to operate a large vintage motion-picture camera on a tripod. A man in a dark suit and cap stands beside her, holding an open script, against an ornate carved wooden backdrop.

French filmmaker Alice Guy-Blaché is widely recognized as the world's first female director & a primary inventor of narrative cinema. Founder & artistic director of the Solax Studios in Flushing, New York in 1910. She died #OTD in 1968.

#WomensHistoryMonth #film

Can confirm I DID see another red squirrel. And got home safe from the beautiful Scottish Highlands. On the way home we saw 16 different types of animals (you know I like to count animals)

Out looking for more red squirrels 🐿️

I saw a wild RED SQUIRREL for the first time today! It's an endangered species in the UK. Shame I couldn't get a picture but it was like a squirrel... but red, ya get me.
AND deers. But they're not endangered and tend to get about a lot.
Wildlife! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Lol yep perfect!! That is what I was going for but with about 3 minutes to draw something 😂 For a competition game thingy

#theantesocial survival tool

Yaaasss 🤜🤛

Selected 633 photos and videos to delete.
Computer crashed before I hit the button ✊

One Battle After Another really screwed up my Oscar predictions hey!

#Screenwriters!!

There are still some tickets left for our Introduction to Screenwriting Workshop, which starts next week, in association with The Belmont Cinema. #Aberdeen

Tickets available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/introducti...

I don't think I can make it until 2.30am. But I want to watch the Oscars live. Wah zzzzz