FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

#WrestleMania
@maffewgregg.bsky.social

Me after hearing about the 62 million men who visited an online rape academy in February

Clothed teens refuse to leave lazy river in 45 minute standoff with cops Dunedin police negotiated with two 13-year-old girls for 45 minutes after they leapt into Moana Pool’s lazy river fully clothed and refused to get...

Look National could you keep it together a bit longer. I got important local news to follow
www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...

Gave a go Wrestling rolls at the gym for the first time in AGES. Felt alright. Rough in places but a workable start

Just such a blatant rage-baiting dog-whistle from National, a party claiming to be "The adults in the room" while using language like Bazooka as if your playing with army man toys. Deeply un-serious government

BRO TALKED FOR 5 MINUTES AND CRASHED OUT AND LEFT LOL #NZPol

I AM SO FUCKEN SICK OF THE PHRASE "CASH BAZOOKA" FUCK OFF!!!! #NZPol

I think about this often

traffic on a highway. City Hopeful Prioritizing The Car Will Alleviate Traffic Woes Despite 100 Years Of Evidence.

City Hopeful Prioritizing The Car Will Alleviate Traffic Woes Despite 100 Years Of Evidence It Doesn't.

Also on the news: Ministry of Transport says petrol users are not covering their share of road tax.

Remember this next time someone says cyclists don’t pay for cycle lanes.

I'll trade you my dying Honda Fit. What it lacks in needing to be towed to the nearest scrapyard, it makes up tenfold in RAW personality

McDonalds employee over loudspeaker: OUR BURGERS ARE AWFUL!!!

Customer: Ok fix it then

McDonald’s employee: JUST AWFUL!!!!

"this whole thing smacks of gender" etc

Fucking WHAT

One of the most important things you can do this weekend is help keep other people safe.

That means - stay home, stay safe.

Don't play in flood water, don't go for a kayak, don't go skim boarding, etc

Don't travel when you don't need to.

Game recognizes game what can I say

Dog there is still time to run it back LMAO

Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic Former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died on this day in 2013, causing celebrations across the United Kingdom. While not confirmed, there is a chance that Thatcher, a noted fan of Big Daddy, watched The Rock vs. John Cena Twice in a Lifetime at WWE WrestleMania 29 just hours before her death.

Always find the local angle

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

So had a look at ClearSky. Got a bit nosy and checked what my account looks like. Can anyone checkout this link and tell me how many fucked fuckers are on this thing? I cannot because the user who put me on it blocked me LMAO

bsky.app/profile/did:...

PLZ like my post... I BEG! I need the validation more than the sweet nectar of water PLZ 🙏🙏🙏

Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel Silver II with the text next to it saying: "Win, and you'll gain a Rank"

What is your Social Media ELO? Here's mine:

Does Bluesky got Ranked mode now? I need to get my ELO I'm still in Bronze II SMH

Every once in a while I stumble into some drama as an outsider, and I become for the next 48 hours the biggest tea swinging Gossipy catty bitch in the Waikato LMAO

Fond memories of this guy. Tried to shoe horn it into a Normal pendulum deck when I got back into the game on Legacy of the Duelist after not playing since High School with Primary School cards

The worst kept secret in Hamilton is out! 💚 😎

Politics can be different, it can be better.

Sign up to change the government here: www.greens.org.nz/volunteer

Ok grandad