it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

Fluttershy's asking the right questions
#art #mlp #fluttershy #rainbowdash

Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!

jesus christ jughead

part of the wikipedia article concerning the whale ship Essex, which was sunk by a bull sperm whale while the smaller boats were hunting other whales

stock photo documenting that sperm whales have very large brains

did Herman Melville write this article

Being harassed by couch cushions

Just passed a mile marker that was “419.9” and I’m like “What the hell is the point of the .9? Just round up to- ohhhh people kept stealing the 420 sign probably.”

Feb. 6: Morshu gave birth.

We named the newborn Morshtwo.

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

Effective immediately I am retiring as an artist because I will never make a piece of art better than this, thank you for your time

preview of a sticker of a cat in cyan blue colors with blue flowers. the caption reads "generative ai is shit"

✨generative ai is shit✨

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

The general Woo Cheese was said to hop up and down happily and proclaim his own name upon seeing his favorite lunchtime snack

I am happy to call Caitlyn a sniveling little weasel who would throw her trans sisters into the wood chipper just to maintain her own wealth and privilege

But I use her name and pronouns correctly when I do

*spongebob bloodshot eyes yelling on the bench meme* I FUCKING LOVE [several cutscenes playing in sequence.] I WANT TO FUCKING [set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.]

Morgan🦇🖤 @toxicdoomyurei t4t problematic wake up time gap

Time zones are so annoying

Neasa Ní Dufaigh @nessathemself every "deep" zombie game: maybe we're the real monsters Resident Evil: the real monsters are the corporations idiots

Kyle Kringle @SkinnyTuna is it ok to have no energy every day and never be able to do anything

I feel like it shouldn't be tbh.

Nevertheless,

Manga girl: SET SAIL FOR DICK

TW: bug! it's a luna moth :D

i open my door and BAM this cutie was just hanging out

i think he's a male? males have the fuzzy antenna, right?

#moths #moth #bugs #insects