it do be like this sometimes

The Authors Very Nuanced, Complicated Fetish Worthy Of Introspection and Respect

i have so many unfinished svss threads & yet over the past several months all i’ve written is a oneshot for an entirely different fandom & a tlj/sqh piece i started last week

text post: (trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i'm guessing that's not what you want to hear

sqh @ bingqiu

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

A venn diagram with two circles. circle one says writing a sex scene. Circle two says writing a fight scene. In the middle it says where are everyone's limbs.

How's drafting book two going?

There are so many limbs to keep track of.

i keep getting clips of the cdrama how dare you on ig & it is SO cumplane-coded for sqh, tyrannical emperor, to meet newly transmigrated concubine sy & they immediately start scheming over hotpot to avoid their bad ends as the villains of the novel.

were ice buckets really so popular in the 70s for nearly every episode to show a character using one

watching columbo for the first time & why is the murder
mystery writer episode so highly rayed when the girlboss from the pilot was far smarter & her crime so well-planned i’m four eps into season 1 & still have yet to see anyone match its genius

butch liu qingge who keeps fetching sqq's things and offering her a jacket when it's cold and sqq is just like wow liu didi if you were a man you'd be the perfect boyfriend and lqg has just dealt with that for the past several years of their friendship

Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!

there is never enough

it’s now canon that sqh is the kind of cute that makes straight men rationalize their attraction to him by pointing out how “delicate” & “feminine” he looks for a guy & *shen yuan voice* liking sqh is basically like liking a girl & actually he’s even cuter than most, i mean some, girls—

i think this might be first time that sy admits sqh is attractive w/o qualifying it by highlighting his sleaziness AND he‘s writing a whole paragraph about how submissive & breedable xf is sy has such a type

it’s one of my unfinished threads that haunts me the most. i still haven’t figured out the ending

just remembered the time i wrote about lbh being so bad at fingering that sqh had to coach him thru it while handcuffed to a headboard. the binghua covid au thread was certainly A Time

text meme that reads: got a really crazy fanfic* (*edited to replace another word) coming up in the next 7-8 years. stay tuned.

i wonder if mbj ever thinks about how if sqq hadn’t been missing too he might’ve never been able to find sqh b/c lbh wouldn’t have cared enough to put in all this effort to help find him

it’s actually so evil of mxtx to do this b/c lbh probably thinks that sqq went off to die somewhere unobtrusive like sick cats do & mbj definitely thinks that sqh has abandoned him again but without even a heads up this time

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

omg sqh is totally stray cat-coded w/ sy but it’s interesting to see how he plays the role of loyal work dog for mbj

(back in the cumplane mire) it’s about how lbh willingly and repeatedly chooses to be sy’s stray dog but airplane never does. he doesn’t follow him home. you know?????

so so so funny that every instance of lbh and mbj having substantial interaction and relationship development happens offscreen. mxtx said don’t worry about that

"Anyway," Shen Yuan huffed, "I was studying hard when I was your age." "And look how that turned out," his sister said dryly. "You studied hard, and now you're still just playing games. So what's the difference-play now, or play later?" He surrendered instantly, pressing his palms together in mock salute. She is the undisputed apex predator of their household, indeed.

#svsssspoilers (jin tl) this keeps making me scream. get his ass shen tang

Oopsy!

#svsss #moshang

it‘s not cumplane—or sqh in general—unless he’s being u-hauled against his will (just like it’s not sy unless he’s being “turned gay” ”against his will”)

System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay) T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代！ Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河！ Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常！ Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲！ Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会！ Part 6: Origin! 六、起源！ Part 7: ...

Speaking of SVSSS extras!!
Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin.

New sections will be added as it gets translated.

This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#svsssspoilers

or that time he roasted sy by basically saying ‘what part of ‘without a cure‘ do you not understand about this incurable illness? it’s in the damn name’

sorry i’m one page in & what do you mean sy thinks sqh is too cute to be mean to?!