Had to check the map…I think my borders are still secure. Carry on.

Heinous? Oh gog, the internet is not ready…

You seriously have the best color palette game I've ever witnessed!

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Hope you have fun while you're here! I think we still allow that in Tx anyways...

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I don’t think I’m going to the right store.

The internet is a fragile place, this might break it…

The President who promised to be the “President of Peace” and to put America First is now casually shrugging off the possibility of Americans dying at home because of a war he chose.

Disco Pickle

If you don’t have a dozen of these hanging from the ceiling, I dunno what we’re even doing here.

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I’m wrong a lot…but,

I had to pause when he said “I’ve come to know myself.” Fucking bawling over here. 😭

So instead of liars dice, liars franchiseses.:.

When they said life imitates art, I really didn’t think they meant Looney Tunes.

I've spent over 5 years honing my craft as a writer trying to create interesting, multidimensional and competent villains and then in real life they do this shit

Glutious Crack Maxxing

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

CVSleen looking proud to cast his ballot.

Jasmine Crockett is Texas Tough!

I am actually very excited this election cycle to be able to cast my vote in support of #JasmineCrockett as my U.S. Senator. I see her passion in every word she speaks and action she takes. She is Texas Tough!

Same guy will walk into a la Madeleine and ask “yall got any of them horse ovaries?”

Caffeine do be kinda like that tho.

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I don’t think I’d say that I don’t have any childhood trauma, but my parents and assorted family were pretty fucking cool. That being said…

Also if a girl hit me with the line, “I’ve got crabs…come see, they’re adorable!” That’s exactly my brand of humor.

Why die? For cents a day you could rehouse these little googly moogles in a new clam, and keep them warm and happy!

Kitty lays spread out on its back with the text “DO NIG WANT TO GET UP”

Getting out of bed on the weekends feels criminal.

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Damn, RuPaul really going hard this year!?

love love love this lantern so much, each one I do always turns out so insanely different and the blues of the butterflies are just perfection 💙

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