Images of individual trees in black against a white background with the name of the tree under each, featured alphabetically

Irish artist, Katie Holten created a Tree Alphabet #womensart

Print featuring letters of the alphabet in a grid with vivid colours

'Alphabet' by Corita Kent (1965), a US Roman Catholic nun, peace activist and Pop art artist who helped shape the Pop Art movement and was also friends with Andy Warhol #WomensArt

Illustration: a black cat with white paws wearing a wizard hat sits behind the table of a market stall bearing a faux-scroll sign that reads “SPELLS AND HEXES”. On the table are four potion bottles of varying size, a human skull, wand and a candle in a wooden holder. A sign reads “objects cursed while u wait”. Several stick effigies hang from the sign. A snake is climbing up one of the sign supports.

Welcome to Honest Ash’s Spells and Hexes. What can I enchant/curse for you today?
#art #magic #cat

Me little dad made some progress today. He walked two or three doors down the corridor with his walking frame and now he only needs one carer instead of two to help him move. Absolutely buzzing!

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Everything's Better With Muppets

Every version you could ever want of Everything's Better With Muppets (including the rare Un-Dance mix from when all the nightclubs were shut during the pandemic lockdown) - streaming now.

open.spotify.com/album/7etpzY...

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

xAI promised to cut “whatever was unnecessary” to make delivery of AI as efficient + cost-effective as possible

Apparently, people's drinking water is considered "unnecessary"

In the billionaire mindset, people's survival is secondary to relentless pursuit of profit

Agreed.

Newspaper article from the 90s: Martina "turns girls into gays" A HUGE scandal exploded over women's tennis last night when senior players were accused by a former Wimbledon champion of seducing young stars on the circuit. Margaret Court said the example set by stars including Wimbledon champ Martina Navratilova was so bad that young girl players were scared to go into tournament changing rooms Mum-of-four Mrs Court claimed aspiring youngsters on the world tennis circuit were being led into homosexualdy by senior players. She said Martina's a great player, but I'd like somebody at the top who the younger players can look up to "It's very sad for children to be exposed to homosexuality

Martina forgets what the media accused her of in the 1990s:

disabled.badass (i think threads) when I say I'm "too disabled to work" I don't mean I'm too disabled to physically be able to work any job, I'm saying I'm too disabled for the VAST MAJORITY of employers to want to hire me. people need to understand this.

I need the weather to be a touch warmer and the wind to calm the fuck down because I need to get me little dad outside in the sun. I know it’ll do wonders for him to be in the garden at the care home.

Headachey and my eye itches which is normal after the jab but normally dad’s here and he lets me go lay down for a bit to recover. No such look for me today! Also, I’m cold and sad and still need a cuddle.

This footage #TakeALookAtThoseGams

How long were you in the cells for?

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

What a handsome good boy! Happy birthday Viko!

Stock is a charlatan & Stonewall is only one, small, part of our communities. And, fuck off, we weren’t on our knees and pleading for tolerance. We were, fighting and angry; and remain so. The last decade of transphobia has shown our political establishment are, at best, fair weather friends.

a man wearing glasses and a vest is making a funny face . Alt: a man wearing glasses and a vest is making the sign of the cross

Everything that needed doing this morning is done along with an extra trip to the care home because his supplies were delivered here by mistake. Now pray it’s the lovely nurse doing my eye jab because she waterboatds me with numbing drops before and with lubricating drops after.

I mean it’s this isn’t it?

Have *you* ever been in panto? Were you a Noreen Dickinson Juvenile, were you something in the Magic "Pop" Glade, or maybe you're the ghost of John Inman! Comment below, cos we're going to expand the 'Splaining Scope soon...

Northampton couple who met on bus ride double decker to wedding The pair are now married after meeting during their commute last summer.

Everything is terrible. So here is a NICE THING.

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill show, absolute carnage live on TV after school...

Watch the full edition of PantoSplaining here youtu.be/KCh88tSovgU

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.