for the OFMD crowd who might now know, this means that Doug will now be creative director of Info Wars

I hope white people have plans on what they'll do when the Democrats retake power and do NOTHING about Trump, his administration, or all the people working for ICE

constantly

Free Real Estate Guy

for take two tuesday

I love this line that I wrote in a fic between ofmd S1 and S2:

"A forged steel blade has become a narrow serving tray upon which Blackbeard’s testicles are resting."

#ofmd
#ourflagmeansdeath]
#blackbeard

if only gibson was leaving the planet too....

he's so sweet irl. had the chance to meet him and watch him work. a treasure!

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

I haven’t devoured 40k words in one go in a while. That’s the power of emotional storytelling.

Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee

US artist Lauren Kelley, 'Pickin', 2007, Self Portrait #womensart

I'm sad because he's doing this for CBS, and I have a strict 'no CBS' policy (which matters only to me, I know but they are the state 'news' agency now). I'm not breaking it for Tom Ellis, who I've loved since Miranda, and I can't bring myself to break it for Rhysie. My heart hurts.

tsk tsk, taika

his jeans could be tighter (j/k i fear for his danglies)

I love that overhead shot where Ed is slow to clap -- recalibrating after his breakdown. What a fantastic acting choice by Taika!

Things are not better in Minneapolis.

the embroidery of your speech is completely out of proportion to anything you have to say

How people plan to get Michelle Obama movie to No. 1 as 'Melania' premieres "Oh man... it's 'Bridgerton' weekend, but I suppose Lady Whistledown could wait," said one user.

LET'S GOOOOOOOO.... watch Michele Obama's BECOMING documentary on Netflix and drown this foolishness ASAP.

eugene levy and catherine ohara in best in show

kids, if you've never seen Best In Show, there is no better way to grieve one of the bravest and funniest bitches to ever do it. RIP 😭

everyone rise up around the one true headcanon: polyglot ed

New Application Instructions · Government Portal If you require assistance regarding a handgun license application, please call the License Division, during normal business hours, at (646) 610-5560.  For rifle/shotgun license applications, call (718) 520-9300.

Here’s a link to the official page to apply for gun ownership in NYC.

Even if you’re not sure you want to purchase one yet, it’s good to have your application filed.

Rifle and shotgun applications process more quickly than those for handguns, just fyi.

Watercolour drawing of Roach from the series Our Flag means Death. He's standing in the galley in front of a counter, cutting plantains and preparing medicinal tea. The hearth with a kettle on it can be seen in the background, a half-emptied chest of medicinal bottles and packages in the foreground. A lot of bottles and sachets with dried herbs and ingredients are placed on the counter.

It's a good thing Roach is well equipped to deal with a headache for Ed's couscous-brain and can prepare dinner at the same!

Please read @caladria.bsky.social's gorgeous Roach week fic here and give Cal all the kudos and love:
archiveofourown.org/works/78006651

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdroachweek

It's back!!! Kung Fu Grampa at the Food Lion!!

i think at 1600 Penn it's called "Melaniacholia."

Hey! I resemble that remark, pal...

fat lot of good this does for Leah, huh?

he wants to be a girl so fucking badly

I haven't seen a second of Heated Rivalry but i am all the way over the crease, tucked in the net, knocked right off the posts, all cozy in my Jeremy Swayman shirt and wire colander facemask!!

The fact that the orange bastard used Rob Reiner’s murder to talk shit on him is both reprehensible and tragic. We can’t keep normalizing this behavior, but keeps happening and we keep just becoming more and more desensitized.

Remember to be human today. Be kind. Don’t let that fucker change you.