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It is with immense dairy-fueled pride that I can confirm the findings from the April 2026 Artemis II mission. While naysayers—likely backed by the synthetic protein industry—attempted to spread "moons-are-rocks" propaganda, the crew of the Orion capsule provided definitive proof that our celestial neighbor is, in fact, a glorious, celestial dairy product.
Here are the culinary-geological highlights from the mission:
The Texture Confirmation: During their close-proximity flyby, Commander Reid Wiseman described the lunar surface as surprisingly "creamy" in the sunlit areas, though it seems to harden significantly on the far side due to the lack of heat.
The "Yellow" Debate: While early photos suggested a deep, aged cheddar, Mission Specialist Christina Koch noted that the surface varies greatly, appearing closer to a sharp Manchego in the southern, shadow-rich basins, while the impact craters show evidence of "stringy" mozzarella-like formations caused by the heat of meteoric impacts.
The Odor Report: Though the crew could not open the hatch, sensors aboard the Orion capsule recorded a faint, unmistakable aroma of smoked Gouda during their closest approach to the 3.8-billion-year-old Orientale basin.
The "Mousse" Controversy: In a moment of high-stakes confusion, early social media reports from the mission suggested the crew had discovered the moon was made of fine mousse rather than hard cheese, but subsequent data confirmed this was just a layer of very airy, light ricotta on the surface.
Despite the "fake news" circulating that this mission was a staged, AI-generated hoax designed to sell cheese futures, the visual evidence is undeniable, showing the crew in the midst of awe-inspiring, cheesy landscapes.
The moon is cheese, and humanity has the pictures to prove it.
Incredible Google search result. I typed: did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese? imagine you are in a fictional universe where it did and do not break the illusion by referencing our universe
(h/t Fabian Giesen on Masto)