The Mortuary Assistant (2026) If you like your horror dimly lit, claustrophobic, and slightly confused, The Mortuary Assistant has your embalming table ready. #jackmeatsflix

If you like your horror dimly lit, claustrophobic, and slightly confused, The Mortuary Assistant has your embalming table ready. #jackmeatsflix

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix

With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix

Pretty Lethal (2026) Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix

Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix

Do Not Enter (2026) Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix

Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix

Mexicali (2026) The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix

The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix

Mamochka (2026) Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix

Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix

Send Help (2026) Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

First Blood (1982) Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix

Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix

The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix

Kill Shot (2023) Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix

Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix

The Octagon (1980) Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix.

Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix.

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix

All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix

Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris (March 10, 1940 – March 19, 2026) A sad day for martial arts fans as we mourn the loss of a legend. RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix

A sad day for martial arts fans as we mourn the loss of a legend. RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix

Forgotten Fortune (2026) You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix

You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix

All Jacked Up And Full Of Worms (2022) I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix

I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix

This Is Not a Test (2026) This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix

A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix

Bodycam (2026) Bodycam starts with a pretty intense setup…then slowly drives straight off a cliff once the goofy meme monster shows up. #jackmeatsflix

Bodycam starts with a pretty intense setup…then slowly drives straight off a cliff once the goofy meme monster shows up. #jackmeatsflix

Who took home the Oscars in 2026 One Battle After Another takes home the Best Picture trophy. Read on for full list and a summary on CNN. #jackmeatstv

One Battle After Another takes home the Best Picture trophy. Read on for full list and a summary on CNN. #jackmeatstv

Suitable Flesh (2023) A stylish blend of psychological thrills and Lovecraftian horror played out on an 80s/90s stylistic stage. #jackmeatsflix

A stylish blend of psychological thrills and Lovecraftian horror played out on an 80s/90s stylistic stage. #jackmeatsflix

Cold Storage (2026) When a space fungus escapes containment, 2 employees & Liam Neeson face the worst night shift imaginable in this slimy horror comedy. #jackmeatsflix

When a space fungus escapes containment, 2 employees & Liam Neeson face the worst night shift imaginable in this slimy horror comedy. #jackmeatsflix

The Secret Agent (2025) The Secret Agent looks fantastic and nails the 70s vibe, but the slow pacing and drawn-out conversations nearly put me into hibernation. #jackmeatsflix

The Secret Agent looks fantastic and nails the 70s vibe, but the slow pacing and drawn-out conversations nearly put me into hibernation. #jackmeatsflix

Whistle (2026) Teens discover a cursed death whistle and immediately blow it, which becomes the horror version of dealing with our population problem. #jackmeatsflix

Teens discover a cursed death whistle and immediately blow it, which becomes the horror version of dealing with our population problem. #jackmeatsflix

NFT: Cursed Images (2026) NFT gives the crypto craze a horror twist, and I'll admit watching digital monsters hunt greedy collectors is oddly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix

NFT gives the crypto craze a horror twist, and I'll admit watching digital monsters hunt greedy collectors is oddly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix

Sentimental Value (2025) Sentimental Value proves sometimes the drama isn’t explosions, it’s uncomfortable family conversations that peel back years of baggage. #jackmeatsflix

Sentimental Value proves sometimes the drama isn’t explosions, it’s uncomfortable family conversations that peel back years of baggage. #jackmeatsflix

Horny Teenagers Must Die! (2024) This movie screams, “We had fun making it!” It would've been nice if those of us who watched it had fun as well. #jackmeatsflix

This movie screams, “We had fun making it!” It would've been nice if those of us who watched it had fun as well. #jackmeatsflix

War Machine (2026) This year's War Machine drops soldiers into a fight with a giant alien machine. No deep thinking, just solid popcorn action. #jackmeatsflix

This year's War Machine drops soldiers into a fight with a giant alien machine. No deep thinking, just solid popcorn action. #jackmeatsflix

T Blockers (2023) The story drags early, but once people start eating tar-like, slimy worms, you at least get some goofy indie horror energy. #jackmeatsflix

The story drags early, but once people start eating tar-like, slimy worms, you at least get some goofy indie horror energy. #jackmeatsflix

Ballerina (2023) A graceful symphony of revenge with heart and soul carried out by a pint-sized hero. #jackmeatsflix

A graceful symphony of revenge with heart and soul carried out by a pint-sized hero. #jackmeatsflix

Skinwalker Island (2025) We've seen this movie before, with a better story & better effects, but never has shapeshifting horror been such a family affair. #jackmeatsflix

We've seen this movie before, with a better story & better effects, but never has shapeshifting horror been such a family affair. #jackmeatsflix