Paper-thin plot, but hey, at least she beats people up convincingly enough to distract you from thinking too hard. #jackmeatsflix
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Decent-looking creature, but the movie cuts away so often you’ll start wondering if the Yeti is camera-shy. #jackmeatsflix
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Murdercise is EXACTLY what you would expect so knowing that, you may get a few laughs out of it #jackmeatsflix
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There’s a great horror movie hiding in here somewhere but keeps pulling over for snacks instead of actually finding it. #jackmeatsflix
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Grotesque 2 proves you can kill people on screen for $12 and still have a good time if Mildred is in charge of the fun. #jackmeatsflix
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Here is a movie where everyone needs therapy, especially the alien who thinks TikTok dancing solves trauma. #jackmeatsflix
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The Bride! proves even Frankenstein just wants someone to talk to, preferably someone who won’t run when he accidentally snaps a person in half. #jackmeatsflix
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Imagine Texas Chainsaw had a porcelain-faced cousin with anger issues. That's our 70s grindhouse family reunion from hell starring Dolly. #jackmeatsflix
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A broke couple gets rich off toe pics, but the scary part is Jace thinking his online admirer isn’t a retired pervert named Joe. #jackmeatsflix
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It’s slashy, it’s nostalgic, and the killer reveal hits with all the impact of a lukewarm microwave burrito. #jackmeatsflix
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A serviceable action thriller that benefits from its star power but ultimately falls short of its potential. #jackmeatsflix
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Refuge asks, “How far would you go for your kid?” Apparently, it's kidnap your friends and interrogate them like it’s a Temu "Saw". #jackmeatsflix
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This flick tries so hard to be funny, it probably pulled something, but mostly I laughed at myself for watching it sober. #jackmeatsflix
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If you like your horror dimly lit, claustrophobic, and slightly confused, The Mortuary Assistant has your embalming table ready. #jackmeatsflix
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With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix
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Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix
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Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix
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The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix
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Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix
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Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix
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Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix
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The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix
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Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix
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Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix.
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All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix
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You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix
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This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix
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A rogue AI threatens humanity, so naturally, the future sends Sam Rockwell to recruit people in a diner to save the world. #jackmeatsflix
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