OnionWars A short reading list on today’s news

Made a quick reading list to learn more about @theonion.com's InfoWars takeover www.readtpa.com/p/onionwars

*This really reads like something that a Pope in a science fiction novel would say

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No. They know why."

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TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear
🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman
📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

This was George Washington's favorite drink. Dude was a fucking lush.

H-Bomb made a 2 year Cherry Bounce. @cocktailcon.org

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Azaleas and dogwoods blooming up a pink storm at dusk #springflowers

Cypripedium acaule (Moccasin Flower, Pink Lady's Slipper) Orchidaceae (Orchid Family) A leafless stalk bears 1 flower (rarely 2) with a distinctive pink, inflated, slipper-like lip petal, veined with red and with a fissure down the front. This is one of the largest native Orchids and is found both in low, sandy woods and in higher, rocky woods of mountains. It should not be picked. These orchids propagate poorly and are very difficult to grow in wildflower gardens. The genus name derives from the Latin for "Venus' slipper." Above as per: https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=cyac3

Cypripedium acaule (Moccasin Flower, Pink Lady's Slipper) Orchidaceae (Orchid Family) A leafless stalk bears 1 flower (rarely 2) with a distinctive pink, inflated, slipper-like lip petal, veined with red and with a fissure down the front. This is one of the largest native Orchids and is found both in low, sandy woods and in higher, rocky woods of mountains. It should not be picked. These orchids propagate poorly and are very difficult to grow in wildflower gardens. The genus name derives from the Latin for "Venus' slipper." Above as per: https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=cyac3

Cypripedium acaule (Moccasin Flower, Pink Lady's Slipper) Orchidaceae (Orchid Family) A leafless stalk bears 1 flower (rarely 2) with a distinctive pink, inflated, slipper-like lip petal, veined with red and with a fissure down the front. This is one of the largest native Orchids and is found both in low, sandy woods and in higher, rocky woods of mountains. It should not be picked. These orchids propagate poorly and are very difficult to grow in wildflower gardens. The genus name derives from the Latin for "Venus' slipper." Above as per: https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=cyac3

Cypripedium acaule (Moccasin Flower, Pink Lady's Slipper) Orchidaceae (Orchid Family) A leafless stalk bears 1 flower (rarely 2) with a distinctive pink, inflated, slipper-like lip petal, veined with red and with a fissure down the front. This is one of the largest native Orchids and is found both in low, sandy woods and in higher, rocky woods of mountains. It should not be picked. These orchids propagate poorly and are very difficult to grow in wildflower gardens. The genus name derives from the Latin for "Venus' slipper." Above as per: https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=cyac3

Cypripedium acaule (moccasin flower, pink lady's slipper) 🩷💞💗
#Orchidaceae #orchids

Guillotine

Maximum shareholder profits

First saw this in a quoteskeet so i couldn't see the original account name. I assumed it was New York Times Pitch Bot. 🤣 Wow what a horrible headline from such a storied magazine.

New Rule: when a member of your tribe significantly younger than you passes, you get a hallpas on your behavior as long as you don't harm others*.

*Good luck with that.

You beat cocktailcon as a weekly by 4.5 years. It's still going thanks to Jives but J and I noped out in 2021

The struggle to not care. To just walk away. To shut everyone and everything out. It is all very real.

I see you and i feel you and it's ok.

Hugs.

Photo of a video screen reflected in a gold framed mirror.

#LateBar #Dance

I, for one, would love to hear (read) them if you ever decide to put brain to text.

HAIR

Offense finally clicking

Not all men but somehow always a man... 😐

Happy Nine Inch Noize day for all who observe!!!!

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

Check out Marabou Storks 👀

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Tom Waits and Massive Attack announce collaboration The two artists (seldom releasing new material) have revealed themselves a pairing, with “Boots On the Ground" arriving April 16th.

I’m sorry WHAT

On my list i enjoyed the first one greatly

Quite the lightshow rolling in