38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today.
Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Hell yeah

Is that a joke, or are you being serious, please clarify because I cannot use context clues (I was born with a condition called Thick Brain Syndrome).

I want a podcast about people who shit so big that they break toilets, and yes I know Guys the podcast about Guys already exists, but I don't want to be served FAKE ads that get my HOPES UP.

Do you know how jokes work?

Anyone who tells a joke needs to say that it is a joke or I will 100% believe that an elephant painted his toenails red to hide in a cherry tree. Because Trump is in the White House.

HOW CAN YOU BE CALLED "THE MESSY PARTS PODCAST," HAVE AN EPISODE CALLED "FULLY CLOGGED," AND JUST BE SOME DUMB LINKEDIN BRAIN BULLSHIT!??!

@mets.com sign her

Reddit brain

*smuggest centrist face ever*
"There are legit reason to be critical of Israel, but"

Fuck all the way off of the face of the earth

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Can you please write out again what is already written twice on the image you posted? Would be helpful, and interesting.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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I am a dadbod veteran (I slept with a guy with a dadbod)

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

That's just Vince Clark

I think the first phrase is "says you" or "says who".

Counterpoint: yes, you can

Tonight in 1990 — David Lynch and Mark Frost's TWIN PEAKS debuted on the ABC Sunday Night Movie. #TwinPeaks #OTD

People are asking, "wait, is that a Nissan 300ZX parked right next to it?" And yes of course it is. I'm at a shitty hotel in Reno. It's awesome.

I'm in a shitty hotel in Reno, but I saw a Mercury Zephyr in the parking lot. Perfect Reno Experience.

Calling 911 and referring to whoever ding-dong ditched me as "of military age".

i get so pissed off thinking about everything the trix rabbit has been made to put up with over the years, just so greedy advertising executives could line their pockets. let him eat the fucking cereal

I saw him play in a small college basketball court just after Loser broke big. He kept asking various members of the crowd to come up and beatbox for him to rap over. A++++ show.

Young people are turning away from alcohol because drinks got too silly. 7.5 abv beer is an affront to normalcy, and cocktails as a rule are for pretending you are a grown up. Grotesque buffoonery. A cheap beer and a shot is good for the body and the soul

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”