Mile End Kicks (2026) Gen Z nostalgia begins!
Portland! If you not Blazin' tonight, there's...
O-City coloring night www.mcmenamins.com/events/27563...
J-lit w/ music!
literary-arts.org/event/sakura...
Chip tunes everout.com/portland/eve...
Baroque tunes www.livemusicproject.org/events/16668...
"Crumb"! hollywoodtheatre.org/show/crumb/
Mars Express (2023) Fabulous French science fiction animation
Losing my mind over this year's programming. "Serenity." "Mars Express". "Attack the Block". "Man Who Fell to Earth." Heinlein's time travel story that GOES there aka "Predestination". BANGERS tickets.omsi.edu/events?meta....
Portland Mercury: “Pipe Dreams and Pizza Crusts” Will Dive into the Wacky World of Organ Grinder Pizza - www.portlandmercury.com/food-and-dri... #organgrinder #theatreorgan #documentary
Wearing a tartan bathrobe while scrambling eggs after a noontime rain jog: Shaking, sneezing, musty.
Wearing a kimono: Sexy, breezy, how do you take your eggs, Mr. Marlowe
Every time they "find" art or rare recordings in a *perfectly conditioned* attic or barn or hidden room? TIME TRAVELERS.
Bird perv at Powells, PDX
www.powells.com/events/tommy...
*World debut* violin comp + Bartok www.livemusicproject.org/events/17264...
"Attack the Block"! tickets.omsi.edu/events/019cf...
420 bike ride www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve...
"Yintah" FREE cstpdx.com/event/yintah/
"Passed out at the Poodle Club in Las Vegas" has "Chapelle Roan parody sung by Jonathan Winter" powers youtu.be/609YKuErFQE?...
Salem Senators were a minor league baseball team in Oregon who missed out on a convict pitcher
My edible-induced Wiki rabbit hole movie pitch is... "Hannibal meets The Rookie."
Posting some bird-related comics to celebrate the release of my Extremely Accurate Birds Field Guide — in bookstores everywhere! And: if you live in Portland OR, I’m playing a set of birding comedy music and showing some bird comics at @powells.bsky.social tomorrow, 4/20!
www.tommysiegel.net
Art for queer, diverse, funny, happy, angry, violent, horny, danceable "Fat Ham"
Portland! Let's hide from the record pollen:
"Mile End Kicks"!
www.fandango.com/mile-end-kic...
NW Shorts, "I Love You To Death" hollywoodtheatre.org
"Waiting for Huffman" tomorrowtheater.org
"Così fan tutte"
www.livemusicproject.org/events/17133...
"Fat Ham"!!! www.pcs.org/fat-ham
'Visited the two story David Hockney show at PAM yesterday, Portland art heads (in part to escape the high pollen count). Vibrant. Queer. Devastating. Cheeky. Hopeful. portlandartmuseum.org/event/david-...
Orphan turned detective Yves Montand as Ferrot in "Police Python 357" (1961)
Late night BluRay: "Police Python 357" (1976). Grim neo noir NOT for the faint of heart. 'Dig "Dirty Harry"? "Insomniac"? "The Sicilian Clan"? DePalma riffs on giallo? Check it
Playing this month, Portland people. Come as you are: HEAVILY MEDICATED
Bety Hutton in the War Canteen musical comedy "The Stork Club" (1945)
Sometimes you need a dumb one: Late night library DVD was "The Stork Club" (1945). Low budget War Canteen musical in the public domain (and it shows) about a hat check girl who's also a lifeguard and a singer..?
Come for Betty Hutton, stay for Barry Fitzgerald.
BREAKING: Top Trump staffers have reportedly given him a big architect play set so he can design various monuments to himself all day while they deescalate the Strait of Hormuz crisis before Trump orders the military into a pyrrhic invasion of Iran that wrecks the global economy.
Original poster for "Excalibur" (1981)
FILMS, Portland:
"Karaoke From Hell", "Outdoor School", NW shorts
pdxpanorama.eventive.org/schedule/69a...
"Totally F***ed Up" www.5thavecinema.com
"Pink Flamingos" cstpdx.com
"Ex Machina", "E.T" Sat. tickets.omsi.edu/events?meta....
"Smiley Face", "Excalibur"!
www.academytheaterpdx.com
Classics student sitting through "Odyssey" trailer: They've included a refreshing amount of the original text. Hmm!
Ten year old kid two rows back: DAMON SWOLE. DAMON MAXX GAINS, MOGG PRETTY PITT
*Falls out of wardrobe wearing crown and carrying bloody sword*
Can NOT imagine what people walking by rn think. "Listen! That cat must be on fire! Or drowning! Surely, these are not the wails of a blubbery, 22 pound spoiled brat who got his THIRD can wedge of the evening. We should break the door down and rescue his five-toothed ass."
Richard Blackmon in "A Simple Machine" (2025)
Thoreau on a Bike love letter "A Simple Machine" was devastating and hopeful and funny and reminded us of "Old Joy", "American Splendor", "Ducks", "Basquiat", Willy Vlauntin stories, "Your Money or Your Life".
No idea how you can see this but do try?
letterboxd.com/film/a-simpl...
An artsy theater I was at recently ran the "He-Man" trailer. We all snottily went quiet except one kid, after it wrapped, who let out a joyous "Woo Hoo!" 😆
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves Actor Discusses Poor Craftsmanship Of Structure Used To Store Classic Films
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-cri...
Portland!
4 pm Iranian "Crimson Gold"
hollywoodtheatre.org/show/crimson...
"Through My Board" with skateboarding & pizza www.portlandpanorama.org/festival-pro...
"Selena" cstpdx.com/event/selena/
"The Christophers" www.cinema21.com
Builders & The Butchers everout.com/portland/eve...
Read the crap in your spam folder in a D&D questing voice for max amusement. "CLAIM your *executive* Yeti beach towel NOW", young Rogue
Heard this in Wesley Willis's voice
Art by ZDZISŁAW BEKSIŃSKI
When a horror film director asks the art director, "'Ever heard of Beksiński?"...
DERF's my friend dahmer
Chopping a dead raccoon's sex organs off to study later, perfectly normal behavior...
Pavement documentary film 2025
Portland! Tonight:
Pavement doco tomorrowtheater.org/movies/pavem...
"Beetlejuice" hollywoodtheatre.org
"Gardens and Goblins" cstpdx.com/event/garden...
MGNA CRRRTA all ages
www.holocene.org/event/mgna-c...
Tax Day used to be party at the post office day. www.history.com/articles/tax...
