the michael you should all be watching instead

Jack Black with dreads smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in a pool with some candles

Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Can’t really get into this season because everyone is WAYYYYY too stupid I can’t even suspend my disbelief for any of this

The spam bots are appealing to my vanity by thinking I’m in the tax bracket to have golf as a hobby

only on episode 2 of the new season of 'beef' and it's already pissing me off

unfortunately they took the juice that makes you sexy out of the tap water in the 80s

The $10 Billion Startup Training AI to Replace the White-Collar Workforce Mercor is promising to replicate most professional work. It was also co-founded by twentysomethings who previously never held a real job.

If you've been inundated lately with job ads for a company called Mercor, my colleagues at @bloomberg.com Businessweek have a story on the company, whose 20-something founders are paying white-collar workers to train AI models they say will take their jobs. Gift: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

the discourse has scattered now I can say that the ep1s3 of euphoria entertained me

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

Another stupid facet of American “healthcare” (of which there are already millions) is that you can put your spouse/children on your insurance plan but not your parents for some reason (???)

Here is Los Angeles' budget proposal from last year.

I really didn’t know the internet was filled with closet bieber fans #likethat. Illuminating stuff

what the fuck is even going on

they're too good, the remake wasn't bad but nothing hits like leslie nielsen's delivery

criminally underrated aspect of that movie is the old man yaoi

Yeah I guess you could say I’m into generational trauma haha 😎

A Syrian man buries his wife and 4 children killed in Israeli strikes on Beirut A Syrian man has buried his wife and four of his five children after Israeli strikes hit Beirut earlier this week.

A Syrian man has buried his wife and four of his five children after Israeli strikes hit Beirut earlier this week.

if I cannot interject and argue with the narrator in the middle of their tierlist then it is null and void

total recall, naked gun 2 1/2, jailhouse rock, fatal attraction

Got some bangers in this week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky

saying the phrase "building community" nine times while i'm vetting a roommate to let them know i'm going to be a big problem later

Do you think I can sue the federal government for spiking my cortisol unnecessarily the past 10 years

Congress is completely useless at this point.

I'm the daughter of an Army paratrooper who refused orders during our illegal invasion of Vietnam back in the day. He went to LBJ military jail.

Dad taught his girls this: "Just following orders" is NEVER any excuse for anyone who's complicit in war crimes. You MUST refuse heinous orders.

Military coup tonight queen 👀 ⁉️ haha jk (unless? 😳🫣🔥💯)

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

ah, it's easter in dallas

Before it happens, let me remind you that one of the strongest argument for the total abolition of nuclear weapons has always been that anything that can happen will eventually happen, for instance a deranged senile autocrat who would obliterate a country while not noticing he is shitting on himself

really wish people wouldn't spread these rumors about him (or neyany*hu) because it's so hurtful for people like me who fall into despair when we find out they're still alive