Ask Tottenham Hotspur why they post there and not here. 🤷

Most of those subs numbers are inflated by fake accounts. Hard to know how many actual people are in the mix

Can we play Chelsea now? #COYS

I don't know. The runway still looks too short. But I'm seeing something I haven't seen all season so far... improvement. Game on game, we're getting better.

What i would love to see now, stability. Stop chopping and changing positions.

"if" doing a looooot of lifting there.

The answer, as always, is military. 😔

Levy didn't make the list? He's up top for me.

Yeah but didn't he reach for his head and give it a rub ? I remember thinking the ref will give it the special treatment if he thinks he's copped a knock on the head.

Wasn't it some kind of head injury protocol? 🤷

Great news. Take some time to celebrate that. 👍

How about...
We finish 18th.
City win the league.
But they're found guilty of their historical financial charges. They're relegated along with the bottom two sides.
Spray.

We're finally starting to look like a bottom half of the table side. #progress #COYS

That can't surely be our first penalty for the season?

... of course not

Come ON you Spurs! #COYS

*facepalm*

We have another Kolo Muani whisperer? #COYS

Maybe more interesting how an Arsenal dad entered the picture. 🙂

There's an interesting story here about how an Arsenal father ends up with a Tottenham supporting son.

Everyone posting their shock about Spurs being in the bottom three with West Ham currently ahead against Wolves...

Have you not been paying attention?

They're the best kind.

Do you think those "Flat Mooners" will ever be satisfied?

Unbelievably annoying that NASA working in that most useless of the metric units... miles. #Artemis2

Fuck yeah!

I've literally been waiting all my lifetime for humans to return to the moon. And #Artemis2 is the most live streamed moon mission in history with HD video and all the data and telemetry you can eat.

I just wasn't expecting so much of the comms with Mission Control to be about the crapper.

You're overthinking it.

There they go!

I've been more focussed on our own Schaden to be Freuden too much at the red scum this season. But all that talk of a quadruple this season has punched them right in the balls. And I am here for it.